Here you go my friendRecently it has come to my attention that I need to take a class in "Aussie-lingo"!
.http://www.dunway.com/html/aussie_slang.html
Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years
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Anita Richman
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Thanks sweetie! It's your shout!
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Yeah he is great! I love him. He has done so much amazing stuff. He wrote a book of funny things that had happened to him that was published in aroound 1995, that is in the National Library!
As for the lady with toilet seat stuck on her behind, maybe there was no need for toilet paper, maybe when she flushed the water did the job.
I just pulled up the Wikipedia article about redback spiders to see if they might be related to what we know as black widows... There is a picture of one hauling in a lizard!!! Now, I know about the Goliath spiders, but I don't think their bite can kill a human... *reads* Yeah, they are "fairly harmless to humans". mammasweets
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puts a whole new twist to being smacked in the fanny doesn't it?
Makes my tootie hurt thinking about it.
We have wolf spiders here. They will chase after you and bite you which is painful but won't kill you. (florida) I was helping my mom move recently and found one carring what I thought was a sack of eggs. It was half a lizard....all my family saw me running with my hands over my head like a gorilla and bouncing like my butt was on fire. Been bite twice by a brown recluse at two different times in my life. Yucky...very yucky.
Banana Spiders are like that too. Big as your hand.
Hijack over....on to more toilet humor...
Makes my tootie hurt thinking about it.
We have wolf spiders here. They will chase after you and bite you which is painful but won't kill you. (florida) I was helping my mom move recently and found one carring what I thought was a sack of eggs. It was half a lizard....all my family saw me running with my hands over my head like a gorilla and bouncing like my butt was on fire. Been bite twice by a brown recluse at two different times in my life. Yucky...very yucky.
Banana Spiders are like that too. Big as your hand.
Hijack over....on to more toilet humor...
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No worries mate..I wouldnt shout if a shark bit me
Now I'm REALLY confused!!
I thought I was asking you to buy me a drink?!
(You wouldn't buy me a XXXX, mate?! lol)
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I think she turned you down mate:croc:
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~enigman/australia/slang.html
"Wouldn't Shout in a shark attack: will not take is turn buying the drinks in a bar, will not shout their turn"
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~enigman/australia/slang.html
"Wouldn't Shout in a shark attack: will not take is turn buying the drinks in a bar, will not shout their turn"
Now I'm REALLY confused!!
I thought I was asking you to buy me a drink?!
(You wouldn't buy me a XXXX, mate?! lol)
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I do NOT care what anyone else says...our friends to the NORTH take care of us Yanks!
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OMGosh, I need to be in the Aussie slang class too!!!!
Heck, tonight I'm shouting in a shark attack for everyone here. Cheers! (Keep that root away from my fanny!)
What's a root?
:rereading my assie slang:
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I didn't check the aussie book for "root", just used my imagination.
:doh: Hard telling what ya said then!
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:doh: Hard telling what ya said then!
OMG, I just snorted/laughed out loud, seeing that you had responded to this thread, before I even read what you wrote! lol
:straight faced: Taximom, I am now going to have to read all of your posts with a jaded eye.
EW i never thought about this!! plus not cleaning the toilet...
for 2 yrs she was afraid to leave the bathroom. that is one thing.. but what made her just decide one day not to pull her pants back up and just keep sitting there like that... odd...
and her bf saw her like this and did nothing? thats really what makes me think he's a bit off...
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Yes, I'd agree that they're BOTH a bit off!
(I asked my hubby, "ya think she took her Christmas presents while she was on the toilet?" He just looked at me. Then he said, and I quote, "Honey, EVERY DAY was Christmas in her world.") As he twirled his fingers around his temples in a "loo loo" fashion.
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Yep. Two years. The cops said it really stank. The WHOLE trailer.
Regarding the boyfriend having NO romance, he did/does have a Myspace page and he has 1 friend (who isn't "TOM"). She's actually cute. Maybe that's where he got his "romance".
