Me either....however, I have a neighbor that has a yard guy that hubs doesn't know about....she tells her hubs the SHE does it. lol.
If I had a baby to watch, and a penny-watching husband who felt I should be able to do the yard work and watch the baby, but yet I had the money to hire someone... Seems like a possible non-scandalous reason to hire on the sly to me. Just a thought.