Lessons in Crime Detection

[Goody]

I talk to myself all the time too, aloud even. I used to worry about it, but then I figured as long as I don't hear other people's voices in my head, then I'm cool. One of the 1st posts I read here was by Dani T. talking about how Darin and the others couldn't hear her when she screamed at them thru the puter. I understood exactly how she felt and instantly knew I'd found a good board. So you can blame Dani for keeping me here. :woohoo:

Ah, do you argue with yourself too? How about fight with yourself? I do all three. I even answer myself. But no voices in the head crap. LOL! The only voice I hear is mine. hahahhahaha.

 

[beesy]

Well, share it with the rest of us. I don't see anything that says view except as it applies to the thread and there is nowhere to change the font size. So what am I missing?

It's way up at the top, nothing to do with the web site. Look all the way up to the left hand corner of your toolbar, above your search area. You should see "File, Edit, View, Favorites, Help(hee). Click on View, then Text Size, the little arrow opens a list of sizes, largest, large, medium, etc. I'll refrain from teasing you about being a dorky old person. Well, maybe I won't:dance:

 

[Goody]

It's way up at the top, nothing to do with the web site. Look all the way up to the left hand corner of your toolbar, above your search area. You should see "File, Edit, View, Favorites, Help(hee). Click on View, then Text Size, the little arrow opens a list of sizes, largest, large, medium, etc. I'll refrain from teasing you about being a dorky old person. Well, maybe I won't:dance:

Who? Me?

 

[HeartofTexas]

Goody, I've been trying to remember what I wrote in my post that got messed up.

Like you, I mentioned the blood. I also talked about how amazing it seemed that Darlie would wake up due to the pressure on her shoulder, when she apparently slept right through her neck being slit from side to side. I also wondered how she heard Damon saying "Mommy", when she certainly didn't hear hear any commotion connected with them being stabbed. And I also talked about how I don't think most women would follow an intruder for any amount of money. I think the general theme is that women try to lay low, not making any sounds, until the coast seems clear. But not ol' Darlie... she just gets up with her bleeding neck, but of course doesn't realize she is bleeding on either her arm or neck, even though blood is wet and surely she could feel that... and turns on the light, so if the intruder is still anywhere around and has a gun, he can then see her perfectly and take aim directly at her. And then lo' and behold, she sees the knife and can't stop her impulsive nature long enough to not pick it up.

I guess what I'm saying is that the entire paragraph is so ludicrous that it's hard to believe it's included in one of her Briefs. There's not a word in it that makes sense to me.

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Goody, I've been trying to remember what I wrote in my post that got messed up.

Like you, I mentioned the blood. I also talked about how amazing it seemed that Darlie would wake up due to the pressure on her shoulder, when she apparently slept right through her neck being slit from side to side. I also wondered how she heard Damon saying "Mommy", when she certainly didn't hear hear any commotion connected with them being stabbed. And I also talked about how I don't think most women would follow an intruder for any amount of money. I think the general theme is that women try to lay low, not making any sounds, until the coast seems clear. But not ol' Darlie... she just gets up with her bleeding neck, but of course doesn't realize she is bleeding on either her arm or neck, even though blood is wet and surely she could feel that... and turns on the light, so if the intruder is still anywhere around and has a gun, he can then see her perfectly and take aim directly at her. And then lo' and behold, she sees the knife and can't stop her impulsive nature long enough to not pick it up.

I guess what I'm saying is that the entire paragraph is so ludicrous that it's hard to believe it's included in one of her Briefs. There's not a word in it that makes sense to me.

Since she claims that she only followed the "intruder(s)" out of the room, she would have had to have received the bruises while she was asleep too. Because remember, she never said "fighting," right? She was "frightening." Yup. That's the ticket.

 

[HeartofTexas]

LOL! Now that you mention it, I'm surprised her attorneys didn't find a way to include "frightening" in their Brief. I bet Darlie got all of those nasty ol' bruises about the same time she felt that "pressure" that woke her up!

 

[beesy]

LOL! Now that you mention it, I'm surprised her attorneys didn't find a way to include "frightening" in their Brief. I bet Darlie got all of those nasty ol' bruises about the same time she felt that "pressure" that woke her up!

Even they knew it was too stupid. She left them little to work with. They had to fall back on the typical shoddy police work, which there wasn't in her case. She has written "In Her Own Words". It's printed in several places, one in MTJD and maybe the justicefordarlie site. In it she says she saw a "blur" moving away from her. Yet another version. I like it the most. I always say she was "frightening with her blur", then followed the blur. Heck you gotta have fun with some of this crap or gets too heavy

 

[HeartofTexas]

I agree... you have to laugh about it sometimes. I just got through having fun with all of the "D" names in the family. Heck, there's only, Darin, Darlie, Darlie K, Devon, Damon, Drake, Domain, Dana and Danelle. And I'm pretty sure DitzyDumbazz should be added to the list.

 

[Jeana (DP)]

I agree... you have to laugh about it sometimes. I just got through having fun with all of the "D" names in the family. Heck, there's only, Darin, Darlie, Darlie K, Devon, Damon, Drake, Domain, Dana and Danelle. And I'm pretty sure DitzyDumbazz should be added to the list.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Goody]

I agree... you have to laugh about it sometimes. I just got through having fun with all of the "D" names in the family. Heck, there's only, Darin, Darlie, Darlie K, Devon, Damon, Drake, Domain, Dana and Danelle. And I'm pretty sure DitzyDumbazz should be added to the list.

I am learning new ways to spell since I have been on this nicey-nice forum. :angel:

 

[beesy]

I agree... you have to laugh about it sometimes. I just got through having fun with all of the "D" names in the family. Heck, there's only, Darin, Darlie, Darlie K, Devon, Damon, Drake, Domain, Dana and Danelle. And I'm pretty sure DitzyDumbazz should be added to the list.

Ha! Great way to sneak in some naughty words. Even the law :clap: approves..now let me think....

 

[beesy]

I am learning new ways to spell since I have been on this nicey-nice forum. :angel:

Takes a little bit more creativity than it does on GAC doesn't it

 

[Goody]

Takes a little bit more creativity than it does on GAC doesn't it
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Yep! :blowkiss:

 

[cami]

I agree... you have to laugh about it sometimes. I just got through having fun with all of the "D" names in the family. Heck, there's only, Darin, Darlie, Darlie K, Devon, Damon, Drake, Domain, Dana and Danelle. And I'm pretty sure DitzyDumbazz should be added to the list.

That was the cat's name wasn't it?

 

[beesy]

Yep! :blowkiss:

Wow I got a kiss from Goody! Thank you muchly

 

[Goody]

Wow I got a kiss from Goody! Thank you muchly

You are quite welcome, Beesy dear. Every once in awhile Goody is right nice.