Man can't explain why he cut his testicles off

[Casshew]

.

 

[reb]

well, sounds like darwin wins again...

 

[Nore]

It sure took a lot a' balls!!! he had to have been plastered! I wonder if he realizes he'll be singing soprano!!LOL.

 

[Tranaice]

OMG...I'm at a loss for words on this one.

 

[scandi]

OMG...I'm at a loss for words on this one.

Ditto, Tranaice LOL Everything great has already been said. But Sniffy, I've just got to tell you that you always seem to come up with good ones! :clap:


Scandi

 

[Tom'sGirl]

Major self-mutilation refers to acts that severely damage a significant amount of body tissue. These are usually injuries that can only be inflicted once, such as eye enucleation, facial skinning, amputation of the limbs, breasts or genitals.

Major self-mutilation is usually inflicted upon the self while in a hallucinatory or "zombie-like" state. This can be caused by mental retardation, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder, or the influence of drugs or alcohol.

http://wso.williams.edu/~atimofey/self_mutilation/Definition/What_is/major.html

 

[Buzz Mills]

SNIP

Why didn't this dumbbell bleed to death??

Uni-God probably chose to keep him on this green earth, as a prime example, and a complete definition, of "I-D-I-O-T."

 

[Buzz Mills]

Major self-mutilation refers to acts that severely damage a significant amount of body tissue. These are usually injuries that can only be inflicted once, such as eye enucleation, facial skinning, amputation of the limbs, breasts or genitals.

Major self-mutilation is usually inflicted upon the self while in a hallucinatory or "zombie-like" state. This can be caused by mental retardation, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder, or the influence of drugs or alcohol.

http://wso.williams.edu/~atimofey/self_mutilation/Definition/What_is/major.html

Next thing you know, he'll be filing suit against alcohol producers that caused him to do this unbelievably horrid thing, to himself.

 

[Amraann]

On the bright side his obviously great intelligence will not be passed through DNA ....

 

[Casshew]

Next thing you know, he'll be filing suit against alcohol producers that caused him to do this unbelievably horrid thing, to himself.

or a lawsuit against the team for winning and exciting him

 

[Linda7NJ]

And I thought Philly had hard core sports fans! Geesh!

 

[SewingDeb]

On the bright side his obviously great intelligence will not be passed through DNA ....

Good point Amra!

 

[Breehannah6]

Sound like the last time his team won he did the same thing with his BRAIN!!!LMAO

 

[Buzz Mills]

or a lawsuit against the team for winning and exciting him

He'll be reaching into every pocket he can get close to. He could probably get on Leno, and the Good Morning America show. LOL Probably not.

 

[lostfaith]

"man berries"


PRICELESS TERMINOLOGY!!!

Just shared this little term with my husband and he says that is SO insulting that he cannot even comment!

I sprayed diet coke all over the screen on that one too! Your husbands reaction is priceless also!

 

[mel36]

My 17 year old son came home from school two weeks ago and told me that he learned in his health class that there is a mental illness that some men have that if not caught in time they will uncontrollably remove thier own testicles, I will ask him to get the name of the illness and I will post it.

 

[Linda7NJ]

Major self-mutilation refers to acts that severely damage a significant amount of body tissue. These are usually injuries that can only be inflicted once, such as eye enucleation, facial skinning, amputation of the limbs, breasts or genitals.

Major self-mutilation is usually inflicted upon the self while in a hallucinatory or "zombie-like" state. This can be caused by mental retardation, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder, or the influence of drugs or alcohol.

[url="http://wso.williams.edu/~atimofey/self_mutilation/Definition/What_is/major.html"]http://wso.williams.edu/~atimofey/self_mutilation/Definition/What_is/major.html[/url]

Great, now I have the sudden urge to cruise bars at closing time and bet the drunks they aren't really fans..... if they were they'd prove it!

 

[j2mirish]

Originally Posted by Tom'sGirl
Major self-mutilation refers to acts that severely damage a significant amount of body tissue. These are usually injuries that can only be inflicted once, such as eye enucleation, facial skinning, amputation of the limbs, breasts or genitals.

Major self-mutilation is usually inflicted upon the self while in a hallucinatory or "zombie-like" state. This can be caused by mental retardation, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder, or the influence of drugs or alcohol.


wow- i drink and have never had any inlcination to remove a breast

 

[Jules]

"man berries"


PRICELESS TERMINOLOGY!!!

Just shared this little term with my husband and he says that is SO insulting that he cannot even comment!

My son (who is 10) said that the other day.... my hubby and I about died. He refers to his "boyhood" as his "twig and berries"..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Jules]

Great, now I have the sudden urge to cruise bars at closing time and bet the drunks they aren't really fans..... if they were they'd prove it!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :crazy: