Man catches fire in private booth at porn shop

[peeples]

Ohhh the jokes I could make... but I'll refrain
I hope he recovers from his burns!

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2011/04/13/man-engulfed-in-flames-at-san-francisco-porn-shop/

 

[carbuff]

*bites tongue very very hard*

 

[Peliman]

Spontaneous Combustion :floorlaugh:

 

[Paintr]

Friction burns perhaps? :great:

Sorry but some stories just ask for these one liners. :floorlaugh:

 

[imawitch]

those porn shops are hot stuffhwow:

Now I have the song by donna summers stuck in my head..

" looking for some hot stuff baby this evening, gotta have some hot stuff baby tonite, lalalalalal lol

4give me, I shouldnt joke, I hope the guy recovers and heals fast, but Dayuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[SuziQ]

Wow, things must have heated up!

 

[carbuff]

I don't want to comment. I'd just be adding fuel to the fire.

The poor man.

 

[Melanie]

Wonder if he was huffing something at the time -- Lord only knows what goes on in the privacy of those booths! How does one go in fine, and come out with burns over 90% of their body.

Shocking stuff!

Mel

 

[tlcya]

:floorlaugh:

I can't, lol. It's just too dang easy.

 

[Steely Dan]

Friction burns perhaps? :great:

Sorry but some stories just ask for these one liners. :floorlaugh:

Is this like rubbing two sticks together? :waitasec:

 

[Paintr]

Gramma used to say 'you'll go blind'. Betcha she never warned him about this! :floorlaugh:

 

[Melanie]

Is this like rubbing two sticks together? :waitasec:

You guys are bad -- now go to your respective corners!

LOL

:floorlaugh:

 

[Paintr]

You guys are bad -- now go to your respective corners!

LOL

:floorlaugh:

Awww Ma! The other kids were doing it too!....(pout)

 

[Steely Dan]

Talk about someone who could've use a cold shower.

 

[tlcya]

i don't want to comment. I'd just be adding fuel to the fire.

The poor man.

*snort

 

[Tuffy]

Talk about someone who could've use a cold shower.

 

[Tuffy]

I don't want to comment. I'd just be adding fuel to the fire.

The poor man.

Aaaaah, don't!!

 

[Steely Dan]

Aaaaah, don't!!

Wrong head is on fire there.

 

[Tuffy]

Wrong head is on fire there.

:floorlaugh:

 

[carbuff]

Wrong head is on fire there.

:floorlaugh: