Man cuts off penis in restaurant

narlacat

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o m g......
 
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Who would "bobbitize" themself???
 
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Maybe someone who hated being a man all his life and hated his appendage and decided to move onwards.
they'll either sew it back on or maybe make the beginnings of a sex op.

or maybe put him in a mental home of which are few and far between these days.
 
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Wow....
 
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The last line says the hospital said he was stable.

I'm thinking unstable, myself. :-)

...I also know he should have been an organ donor. I have an ex boyfriend that would have paid good money for the donation.
 
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...I also know he should have been an organ donor. I have an ex boyfriend that would have paid good money for the donation.

bahahahahahahahahaha!!!! :p
 
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Maybe his tighty whities were too tight, and he had to make more room.
 
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from the second link i read this...
According to the Sun, the man was being assessed by psychiatrists and was expected to be detained under the Mental Health Act.
....aduh!
 
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The last line says the hospital said he was stable.

I'm thinking unstable, myself. :-)

...I also know he should have been an organ donor. I have an ex boyfriend that would have paid good money for the donation.

ROFLMHO!!! You are FUNNYYYYYYYYY!

did it say how big it was? is there a pic.....
 
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The last line says the hospital said he was stable.


It's always the STABLE ones like this guy you have to watch out for!!:D

Now that has got to hurt. And it must have hurt the diner's to watch this event...;)

Gozgals
 
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Well, I'm darned near speechless and that just doesn't happen often! :waitasec: :confused:
 
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This guy is a real "Whack Job"! :D :silenced:

I knew this sort of thing was going to eventually happen when we eliminated the caveman's need to hunt meat and kill for his food...
 
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waiter, there's a penis in my soup.....
that'll be ten cents extra, sir.......
 
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Took the man to a hospital, what did they do with the penis? If they left it there, it could be sliced up and used as an exotic topping .. one of a kind, penis pizza.

I eat my pizza with cheese only.
 
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waiter, there's a penis in my soup.....
that'll be ten cents extra, sir.......


That is so funny, and I was always worried about bugs.
 

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