Man Gets Probation for Sexual Contact with Dead Deer

[hipmamajen]

Somewhere, there are four hundred people looking at that article and going "He was in my graduating class!"

I wonder how many dated him and won't admit it.

OK, that was hilarious. I hadn't thought of it that way...

 

[richandfamous]

I am posting the link below for our equine and cervine readers. It has a picture of the offender; horses and deer may want to avoid him:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html

geesh....pervert! Sad thing is, he will probably progress to boys soon!

 

[MrsMush99]

Oh My that is just GROSS!!!

 

[GlitchWizard]

A gelding is a male horse, correct?

Yes. One that has been "fixed." .....So at least we know who the top was.:sick:

 

[richandfamous]

A gelding is a male horse, correct?

I don't know if he is the Gay Desperado
or
The Gay Caballero

.

 

[GlitchWizard]

I don't think the gender of the horse ought to label him anything differently.

His labels are:
Beastiality
Necrophillia
Slaughterer
Heartless
Insert some other disorder from the DSM IV manual here...

But gay? I don't think so. CREEPY? Definitely.

 

[Nova]

I don't think the gender of the horse ought to label him anything differently.

His labels are:
Beastiality
Necrophillia
Slaughterer
Heartless
Insert some other disorder from the DSM IV manual here...

But gay? I don't think so. CREEPY? Definitely.

Thank you, GW. I know the poster was just joking, but thank you for the clarity, nonetheless.

 

[GlitchWizard]

Thank you, GW. I know the poster was just joking, but thank you for the clarity, nonetheless.

Well, since no one asked if the horse was black, alcoholic, overweight, a lawyer or Muslim...

 

[Jesstexas]

I wasn't trying to make a joke. I honestly wasn't sure if "gelding" meant a male horse.

 

[GlitchWizard]

I wasn't trying to make a joke. I honestly wasn't sure if "gelding" meant a male horse.

Not you, the joke in question was made by someone else. It's all good!

Just in case anyone else wants to know:
A stallion is an unfixed horse.
A gelding is a fixed male horse.
A mare is a female horse. I don't think it's routine to fix a female horse, so I'm not aware of a term for a fixed female horse.
A filly is a baby girl horse.
A colt is a baby boy horse.
A foal is the politically correct, neutral gender term for a baby horse.
Awwwwwwww is what I call a baby ANYTHING.
A horse is the term for a straight horse, or a gay horse.
A man is the term for a gay man, or a straight one.
A woman is the term for a gay woman, or a straight one.
Whacked is the term for a guy (or girl) who kills an animal to have sex with it.
I could go on. I could be a word of the day creator!

 

[Jules]

DAYUUUMMM.... Dude's got a few crossed wires....

:sick:

Never EVER have I driven past a dead animal on the side of the road and thought of it as a sexual object.

EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW

 

[bakerprune64]

:silenced:

I don't know if he is the Gay Desperado
or
The Gay Caballero

.

:silenced: No comment

 

[Nova]

Never EVER have I driven past a dead animal on the side of the road and thought of it as a sexual object.

I'm sure a lot of it has to do with the lighting at the time.

And whether you have a romantic song playing on the car radio.

 

[Jules]

I'm sure a lot of it has to do with the lighting at the time.

And whether you have a romantic song playing on the car radio.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, Nova, that was priceless!!! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Shazza]

A gelding is a male horse, correct?

Yes a gelding is a male horse who has been castrated, which is what should be done to this felon.

 

[GlitchWizard]

Yes a gelding is a male horse who has been castrated, which is what should be done to this felon.

If he goes to prison, I hope he's not able to join the dog training group.

 

[Buzz Mills]

Oh My that is just GROSS!!!

I wonder if it was his dad's teaching, about the birds, and the bees, as a young boy. Bambi was never the same again.

 

[richandfamous]

Glitch, u r perfectly correct. Even a tomatoe wouldn't be safe around him.
Are there gay tomatoes?

 

[GlitchWizard]

I wonder if it was his dad's teaching, about the birds, and the bees, as a young boy. Bambi was never the same again.

Seriously. Most of us cried when Bambi's father was killed. He discovered his first love.

 

[GlitchWizard]

Glitch, u r perfectly correct. Even a tomatoe wouldn't be safe around him.
Are there gay tomatoes?

Sure there are. Green ones. (That is because they don't blush red when fertilized.) :blushing: