Man robs store wearing flower pot as disguise, wielding chainsaw

[LinasK]

Posted: 9:22 a.m. Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2014
IPSWICH, Australia —
If there were awards for such things, an Australian teen would assuredly win the prize for most unique robbery attempt.
According to the Queensland Times, police were called to a local 7-Eleven store after reports that a chainsaw-wielding suspect, wearing a flowerpot on his head to disguise his identity, made a memorable attempt to rob the store. more at link: http://www.wftv.com/news/news/chain...nt_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners2

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Maybe he was just trying to "get back to his roots"... :waitasec:

:spring:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Maybe he was robbing a 7-11 because being a florist just wasn't "cutting it"?

:spring:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Soooo... this "budding" Texas Chainsaw Massacre-ist was carrying a chainsaw, and wearing a flower pot on his head... and nothing else? :behind:

Seems he will be the "butt' of a lot of jokes from now on.... :behind:

 

[pomegranate]

Maybe he was just trying to dispel the myth that potheads don't commit violent crimes.

 

[Linda7NJ]

Oh what I wouldn't give to see a video !!!


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[TrackerSam]

Maybe he was just trying to "get back to his roots"... :waitasec:

:spring:

He's a blooming idiot.

 

[crystalgenie]

This is his acting debut for "World's Dumbest Criminals.."

 

[Mystymiss]

Wonder if he is really in to drugs! Stupid Pot Head....

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I wonder what his excuse (defense) will be...

I bet it will be full of "fertilizer"...

:no:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I heard he rode a bike to the scene of the crime...


And expected to just "petal" away... :doh:

:bicycle:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I wonder if he "planted" any evidence...

Hoping to frame this crime on some other poor "sap"...

:sleuth:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Hey, deranged chainsaw wielding, plant pot wearing thief! :dj:

The 80's called... hone:

DEVO said they want their hat back! :furious:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I wonder if his friends always knew his head was just filled with "sod"?

:waitasec:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

So the perp was wielding a chain saw...

Hmmm....

I wonder if he was just trying to "slash" prices?

:twocents: $$$

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Maybe he just cracked after always being a "wall flower".... :crazy:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Seems he didn't learn good manners when he was a child in the "nursery"... :baby:

 

[Steely Dan]

Maybe he was just trying to dispel the myth that potheads don't commit violent crimes.

:laughcry:

I wonder if he "planted" any evidence...

Hoping to frame this crime on some other poor "sap"...

:sleuth:

:floorlaugh:

So the perp was wielding a chain saw...

Hmmm....

I wonder if he was just trying to "slash" prices?

:twocents: $$$

:drumroll:

 

[TrackerSam]

Another Devo fan gone gangsta.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Another Devo fan gone gangsta.

:silly:

Such a sad development...:cry:

:silly: