Man tries to bring 51 turtles into Canada in his pants Stopped by wildlife...

[Steely Dan]

http://preview.msn.com/en-us/news/o...1-turtles-into-canada-in-his-pants/vi-BB6plyI


Man tries to bring 51 turtles into Canada in his pants
Stopped by wildlife agents at border

Video at site.

Interesting idea for a codpiece. :waitasec:

 

[MissUnderstood]

Wouldn't want snapping turtles in your pants!!! That would just be silly

 

[Steely Dan]

Wouldn't want snapping turtles in your pants!!! That would just be silly

Silly? I think the word you're looking for is painful. :scared:

 

[newone]

:what:what tipped off officials was the ''irregular bulges in the suspect's pants''

 

[TrackerSam]

Reminds me of a Sienfeld episode where George was swimming in cold water.