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[Moxie]

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TechSkills, Raleigh, NC 2/2005-5/2005
SEI, Hillsborough, NC 7/2003-1/2005
Hewlett Packard*, Salt Lake City, UT 4/2000–2/2004

So what happened to Monette Information Systems?

And take a look at the dates above! Notice how all formal education information has been stripped. And his *current* resume doesn't even come close to matching his older versions ... that only happens when you make crap up and ignore anything that doesn't reflect positively.

Good find Golfmom!

So, we can position it like this:

"Charming, verbally astute sales manager with ability to put winning spin on any situation. Talented at circumventing obstacles, such as inconvenient facts."

 

[terminatrixator]

Why is there nothing about Soccer on his resume? How about college? I am wondering if Talons helped him with his resume.

 

[golfmom]

Good find Golfmom!

So, we can position it like this:

"Charming, verbally astute sales manager with ability to put winning spin on any situation. Talented at circumventing obstacles, such as inconvenient facts."

A prime example being his ebay experience lostmyjobsales. Talk about turning a negative into a positive by selling off stolen merchandise to support, not his family, but his VX. :loser:

 

[golfmom]

Why is there nothing about Soccer on his resume? How about college? I am wondering if Talons helped him with his resume.

60K ? ! ? ! ? !

He's a convicted FELON (not misdemeanor). Pretty neat trick trying to secure 60K!

 

[Moxie]

60K ? ! ? ! ? !

He's a convicted FELON (not misdemeanor). Pretty neat trick trying to secure 60K!

Especially because his skills aren't that great, and he doesn't show a strong history of staying with any job for a substantial length of time, and tenure is a key indicator of success in sales. So, no, he will not find a job for $60K, and his current position as a part-time bike boy proves this point.

Ain't gonna happen bird baby!!

 

[Moxie]

Interesting how no college information is listed.

And what about a Mission trip?

Did he even complete a Mission trip???

 

[golfmom]

Especially because his skills aren't that great, and he doesn't show a strong history of staying with any job for a substantial length of time, and tenure is a key indicator of success in sales. So, no, he will not find a job for $60K, and his current position as a part-time bike boy proves this point.

Ain't gonna happen bird baby!!

Cracks me up ... he's tried to adjust that little date issue and ended up sending red flags up to any savvy hiring professional.

I love how he wants 60K as a convicted felon, with no degree and is not willing to work overtime.

bahahahahahahaaaa

 

[OriginalJerseyGirl]

Okay, I haven't even finished reading the resume yet but I had to make note of a few things before I go on.

1) Raven, you should find someone to review your resume before posting it. You speak of having "lead" a group ... Um, that would be LED. Employers won't necessarily care how you spell but how bad does it look to submit a resume with spelling errors?

2) Are you seriously listing your high school accomplishments 8+ years ago on your professional resume? It might be time to take a class or two so that you have something a bit more substantial to list.

3) We all know that you never did a mission. You were SUPPOSED TO but apparently "changed your mind". How soon before you were supposed to leave did that happen?

 

[golfmom]

Did he even complete a Mission trip???

:snooty: I'm sure he has some very reasonable explanation (cough cough excuse) as to why he didn't do a Mission.

 

[golfmom]

2) Are you seriously listing your high school accomplishments 8+ years ago on your professional resume? It might be time to take a class or two so that you have something a bit more substantial to list.
.

And getting a "D" at Vulture University was wise to leave off.

 

[OriginalJerseyGirl]

Religious Affiliation
Ward Mission Leader (2001): Received missionary and
leadership training.

Yeah, and what a waste that ended up being for your church.

Honestly, this resume makes me sick. The fact that he would even list missionary training without ever having gone on the mission is preposterous. Pick and choose, huh Raven? You're unbelievable.

 

[Moxie]

You guys, wait, Raven left some stuff off!


"Utilized excellent persuasion skills to commit adultery numerous times. Identified key prospects for adultery and then closed deal by using tactics such as consultative selling and the assumptive close."

 

[golfmom]

Moxie! I vote you do Raven a favor and rework his resume for him. You seem very suited for the job and have a good grasp of his skills/experience!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

 

[Moxie]

Moxie! I vote you do Raven a favor and rework his resume for him. You seem very suited for the job and have a good grasp of his skills/experience!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Why, thank you Golfmom!

It's not hard to get a grasp of his skills and experience. It's all hot air.

I know the perfect job for Raven:

He could be a hot-air balloon salesman!!!

 

[golfmom]

Why, thank you Golfmom!

It's not hard to get a grasp of his skills and experience. It's all hot air.

I know the perfect job for Raven:

He could be a hot-air balloon salesman!!!

I was thinking something along the line of whoopie cushions and farts.

 

[OriginalJerseyGirl]

And getting a "D" at Vulture University was wise to leave off.

He did that well? Was someone taking the tests for him? :waitasec:

 

[Moxie]

I was thinking something along the line of whoopie cushions and farts.

Although that is pretty funny, I don't think Raven has a very good sense of humor, especially the ability to laugh at himself. He wouldn't do very well selling gag gifts.

Maybe he could set himself up in business online and become a motivational speaker for convicted felons - "Look at me, I'm Raven, and I'm a felon, I'm doing fine - just do what I do and your life will be soooo easy... It will only cost you $250 for my informative brochure...."

Oh wait... he lives with his mom and is getting government assistance. Maybe we should scrap that idea, huh?

 

[Moxie]

He did that well? Was someone taking the tests for him? :waitasec:

Maybe that is where some of the embezzled money went? To pay off his test taker? Hmm.. He might want to ask for his embezzled money back!

Oh wait - I mean Eurosport's embezzled money back!

Wait yet again - Sports Endeavor's money back?!?!?

 

[golfmom]

Maybe he could set himself up in business online and become a motivational speaker for convicted felons - "Look at me, I'm Raven, and I'm a felon, I'm doing fine - just do what I do and your life will be soooo easy... It will only cost you $250 for my informative brochure...."

For all the get rich quick schemes Raven and his mom have fallen for, I'd say this type of business is right up their alley. Plenty of experience .... :croc:

 

[Moxie]

For all the get rich quick schemes Raven and his mom have fallen for, I'd say this type of business is right up their alley. Plenty of experience .... :croc:

True, and I'm sure there are felons dumb enough to fall for it!

Raven Abaroa - the Willy Loman of the Sales World!!:woohoo: