Mother of the Groom sends out memorable wedding invite of her son to a cheap tramp

[gregjrichards]

A bit of tension between the bride and the mother of the groom is a common theme of all too many wedding days.

For the bride, marrying into a new family and potentially meeting a whole host of relatives for the first time can make the big day a rather nervous occasion.

It didn't stop one mother of the groom really ramping up the awkwardness by calling her future daughter-in-law a "tramp" when inviting guests to the ceremony.

The invite reads: "You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son, The Doctor, and some Cheap Two-Bit Tramp, whose name escapes me right now.

It goes on to proclaim that "the overwhelmingly disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner, where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy."

Groom's mum sends out unbelievable wedding invite labelling the bride a 'tramp'

 

[scaredtopost]

Feeling much better about my relationship with my MIL after reading. Thanks for the pick-me-up
JMO, MOO, etc

 

[Timekeeper65]

@gregjrichards Reckon it’s a joke?

 

[gregjrichards]

@gregjrichards Reckon it’s a joke?

Probably but I thought it was funny.

 

[Timekeeper65]

Probably but I thought it was funny.

It’s flipping hilarious. Must be a great relationship to be able to do this. Doncha think?

 

[human]

If it is meant to be humorous, it is not. But it could be a satire type thing where mommy thinks the son is perfect and no woman ever good enough.

 

[borndem]

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A bit of tension between the bride and the mother of the groom is a common theme of all too many wedding days.

For the bride, marrying into a new family and potentially meeting a whole host of relatives for the first time can make the big day a rather nervous occasion.

It didn't stop one mother of the groom really ramping up the awkwardness by calling her future daughter-in-law a "tramp" when inviting guests to the ceremony.

The invite reads: "You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son, The Doctor, and some Cheap Two-Bit Tramp, whose name escapes me right now.

It goes on to proclaim that "the overwhelmingly disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner, where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy."

Groom's mum sends out unbelievable wedding invite labelling the bride a 'tramp'

Thanks, @gregjrichards, for the hearty laff and amazing little piece of humanness!
I would love to be there when relatives of the bride-to-be read that one!
Great way to start a life together vis-à-vis the happy couple! I hope the perfect son will continue to be so!

 

[BetteDavisEyes]

If it is meant to be humorous, it is not. But it could be a satire type thing where mommy thinks the son is perfect and no woman ever good enough.

I don't think it's particularly funny, either. But, since there's no mention of a location which is an important aspect of a wedding invitation, I didn't really take it seriously. Calling any woman a "tramp" is despicable. Nothing humorous about that

 

[borndem]

I assumed it was humorous and done in fun -- that's the way I took it -- I assumed the "tramp" part was a sort of inside joke with the family, but if not, "tramp" is a bit strong.

 

[LadyL]

I think it's a hoax.

 

[gregjrichards]

I think it's a hoax.

So do I and I absolutely do not condone calling any woman a tramp or find that part humorous.

 

[BlackCloud]

The bride must be so happy...

 

[gregjrichards]

The bride must be so happy...

That’s why I hope it’s a hoax can you imagine having a Mother-In-Law like that for real?

 

[BlackCloud]

That’s why I hope it’s a hoax can you imagine having a Mother-In-Law like that for real?

I can't imagine....what the hell! It would be a living nightmare

 

[gitana1]

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A bit of tension between the bride and the mother of the groom is a common theme of all too many wedding days.

For the bride, marrying into a new family and potentially meeting a whole host of relatives for the first time can make the big day a rather nervous occasion.

It didn't stop one mother of the groom really ramping up the awkwardness by calling her future daughter-in-law a "tramp" when inviting guests to the ceremony.

The invite reads: "You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son, The Doctor, and some Cheap Two-Bit Tramp, whose name escapes me right now.

It goes on to proclaim that "the overwhelmingly disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner, where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy."

Groom's mum sends out unbelievable wedding invite labelling the bride a 'tramp'

Holy smokes! If it's not a joke she should reconsider. That woman sounds crazy. I wouldn't want to marry into that.

 

[gitana1]

Thanks, @gregjrichards, for the hearty laff and amazing little piece of humanness!
I would love to be there when relatives of the bride-to-be read that one!
Great way to start a life together vis-à-vis the happy couple! I hope the perfect son will continue to be so!

Oh! Phew! It's a joke. (I do think it's super funny!) I hadn't looked at the attachment before posting and it does seem to clearly be a joke!

 

[gitana1]

That’s why I hope it’s a hoax can you imagine having a Mother-In-Law like that for real?

I just wouldn't. Seems dangerous!!

 

[Timekeeper65]

I just wouldn't. Seems dangerous!!

No doubt. My mom didn’t approve of any of the spouses her 5 children married. She sure showed it too. The sad thing is...we could have all gotten along so much better if she had not been so judgmental.

My hubs always used to say - “you attract more bees with honey”. Ain’t that the truth??

 

[glamourkitty1922]

Wow, that sounds like my mother in law.