Mugshot Mania

[Steely Dan]

How to tell he is not the man for you:

He stomps on your chest and bursts your breast implants.

Snipped by me.

I know this makes me a horrible human being, but I actually giggled at that.

 

[Donjeta]

This 26 year old meth user burned down this 3,500 year old tree.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/03/floridas_oldest_tree_burned_do.php

Meth 1 -Natural History 0

 

[Steely Dan]

This 26 year old meth user burned down this 3,500 year old tree.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/03/floridas_oldest_tree_burned_do.php

Meth 1 -Natural History 0

:sigh:

 

[daisy7]

Arrested: 2/29
Charged with: Unlawful harvest of sea oats/grapes
What? The man has a neck shaped like a tree trunk and covered in tattoos and his crime is harvesting sea oats? Is this some sort of cosmic joke?

Arrested: 2/23
Charged with: Possession of cannabis, resisting an officer without violence
This is exactly why marijuana needs to be legalized. Look at this chick. She has an adorable My Little Pony face. Is this really who we want to criminalize and throw into jail with the scary sea-oats goon?

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/03/every_friday_riptide_brings_yo_11.php

 

[daisy7]

Arrested: 3/6
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
Clearly, we must start with backwards-shirt dude.

Arrested: 3/1
Charged with: Indecent exposure
Yes his braids are tied under his chin. And it counts as a beard. [Entire world explodes.]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/03/every_friday_riptide_brings_yo_12.php

 

[Steely Dan]

Arrested: 3/6
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
Clearly, we must start with backwards-shirt dude.

Arrested: 3/1
Charged with: Indecent exposure
Yes his braids are tied under his chin. And it counts as a beard. [Entire world explodes.]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/03/every_friday_riptide_brings_yo_12.php

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo6raY--NnM"]Beard Comb Over - YouTube[/ame]

 

[daisy7]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liglujXZwi1qe0wclo1_500.jpg

 

[Steely Dan]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liglujXZwi1qe0wclo1_500.jpg

That's a good look for him. :silly:

 

[Donjeta]

I have totally given up on trying to find a hairstyle that suits me in the glossy magazines; the mugshots have them beat 6-0

 

[Donjeta]

This man jumped off a bridge to avoid a DUI test. Like, everyone will believe you were sober if you do that.

http://main.aol.com/2012/03/14/thomas-robert-harter-jumps-off-bridge-dui-louisiana_n_1345623.html

 

[~n/t~]

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[Donjeta]

http://www.ktxs.com/news/20067310/detail.html
Check out this gallery, there are some crazy faces (and some we already know) .

Guess what this guy dressed as a breathalyzer was arrested for?

http://www.wlwt.com/r/21495732/detail.html

I have been thinking of tattooing my forehead to read "Reasonably tolerant of people from different ethnic backgrounds" but my bangs would cover it. I also thought my chest should say "Mostly lacto-ovo-semivege-pescetarian, occasionally eats poultry, doesn't like red meat but politely accepts whatever is offered if invited to dinner, hates anchovy" but my are too small, it wouldn't fit.

I went to look up this week's Mugshots Friday but this was funnier:
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/03/florida_woman_hides_bottle_of.php

This lady hid a bottle of someone else's urine up her private parts to cheat on a drug test. But it would have been a good idea to try and get some from a person who was actually clean...

Unfortunately for Salzgeber, not only was she booked for testing positive for drugs, but also she now faces consequences for trying to cheat on the drug test. That, and the fact that now everyone knows she had a bottle of someone else's urine all up inside her.

 

[Sleuthster]

http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=243304

Here's somemore.

BTW, my step son made it on the list. Not telling which one. Let's just say he got stopped in North Fla trying to jump bond and the small town cops are still trying to figure if his hair was pink or red according to his bail bondsman. :floorlaugh:

 

[daisy7]

http://www.ktxs.com/news/20067310/detail.html
Check out this gallery, there are some crazy faces (and some we already know) .

Guess what this guy dressed as a breathalyzer was arrested for?

http://www.wlwt.com/r/21495732/detail.html

I have been thinking of tattooing my forehead to read "Reasonably tolerant of people from different ethnic backgrounds" but my bangs would cover it. I also thought my chest should say "Mostly lacto-ovo-semivege-pescetarian, occasionally eats poultry, doesn't like red meat but politely accepts whatever is offered if invited to dinner, hates anchovy" but my are too small, it wouldn't fit.

I went to look up this week's Mugshots Friday but this was funnier:
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/03/florida_woman_hides_bottle_of.php

This lady hid a bottle of someone else's urine up her private parts to cheat on a drug test. But it would have been a good idea to try and get some from a person who was actually clean...

Um, how does a person actually do that? Never mind, I don't think I want to know the answer.

 

[daisy7]

http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=243304

Here's somemore.

BTW, my step son made it on the list. Not telling which one. Let's just say he got stopped in North Fla trying to jump bond and the small town cops are still trying to figure if his hair was pink or red according to his bail bondsman. :floorlaugh:

Oh, my.

 

[Donjeta]

Apologies for being OT since this is not a mugshot... but I know y'all want to see what Colin and Mandy look like.

They called the cops and complained that their £10.000 cannabis farm was stolen.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-stupid-couple-report-10k-cannabis-theft.html

 

[Steely Dan]

Apologies for being OT since this is not a mugshot... but I know y'all want to see what Colin and Mandy look like.

They called the cops and complained that their £10.000 cannabis farm was stolen.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-stupid-couple-report-10k-cannabis-theft.html

What were they high!

 

[Donjeta]

These ladies and gentlemen formed a hog stealing ring.
http://www.wlfi.com/dpps/news/indiana/Copy_of_police-arrest-four-for-stealing-hogs_4065325

 

[Steely Dan]

These ladies and gentlemen formed a hog stealing ring.
http://www.wlfi.com/dpps/news/indiana/Copy_of_police-arrest-four-for-stealing-hogs_4065325

Stealing is one thing, but it's not smart to be a pig about it. :giggle:

 

[theforgotten]

These mugshots made my day. I'm sitting in front of my laptop laughing like a crazy person,lol.:floorlaugh: In all seriousness, I do feel bad for the cops that have to touch them!Yuck!