Naked man lucks out with cow, tries sheep instead

[zwiebel]

A couple of office workers on a picnic in the burbs of London, England, were somewhat pertubed to see a naked man walk into a nearby field and attempt to persuade a cow to perform a sex act on him. When this was unsuccessful, the man turned to a nearby sheep. And then another.

'The sheep', police stated gravely, 'did not remain static'.

The judge has already had to request the jury to try and get over their laughter during the lunch break. It's not gonna get any better from here.

The suspect looks a little sheepish in his photo at the link.

(sorry, couldn't help myself).

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crim...-case-near-spurs-training-ground-9091187.html

 

[zwiebel]

References to Spurs in the article are nothing to do with horses by the way - it's an English football team.

 

[TrackerSam]

He's a baa aad boy.

 

[Steely Dan]

Ummmm, ok. I just posted something under the title "This is offensive - Assuredly"

 

[Peliman]

I know, he was just trying to help that sheep over a fence.

 

[zwiebel]

That's almost was what his defence was. He's been found guilty anyway and the judge says he hasn't decided about a jail sentence or not yet.

It was revealed at the trial the perp was also carrying an adult diaper.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-lovell-trial-man-facing-3094222#.Uu6sIsu9KSN

 

[Steely Dan]

That's almost was what his defence was. He's been found guilty anyway and the judge says he hasn't decided about a jail sentence or not yet.

It was revealed at the trial the perp was also carrying an adult diaper.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-lovell-trial-man-facing-3094222#.Uu6sIsu9KSN

I don't know if he'll be convicted, evidently it all Depends. :dunno: