Never give an iguana Viagra

ljwf22

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In South Florida iguana's are exotic and grow large.

They run all over like squirrels.
 
  • #3
I wonder why Iguana's have two penises instead of just the ability to grow one back.
 
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GlitchWizard said:
I wonder why Iguana's have two penises instead of just the ability to grow one back.
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!
 
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What I'd like to know is, why did someone give an iguana Viagra in the first place????
 
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Yakwoman said:
What I'd like to know is, why did someone give an iguana Viagra in the first place????
I don't think anyone did...it's just a catchy headline. I didn't watch the video. :chicken:
 
  • #7
Priapism in an iguana. Hmmm...who would have thought?! Oh, well...he didn't need that one anyway. ;)
 
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LisainWV said:
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!
:laugh: :laugh:

That is so funny LisainWV. I can't believe I'm reading this either.

What is good to know (from the article) is that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. Thank God for that. I wouldn't want him to suffer any loss of sexual drive but there is always more Viagra.:crazy:

Gozgals
 
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ljwf22 said:
I don't think anyone did...it's just a catchy headline. I didn't watch the video. :chicken:

Oh - I get it! :doh: He's just a horny iguana!
 
  • #10
OMG! He's had a "hard, hard time" lately and his "life of leisure will rise again!" Can't believe I watched that! UGH! One minute and 15 seconds of my life I will never get back!
 
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I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
 
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Jeana (DP) said:
I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

Jeana, trust me, stick to your guns on this one!!
 
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LisainWV said:
Jeana, trust me, stick to your guns on this one!!


I trust ya darlin! I ain't lookin. :D
 
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LisainWV said:
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!
:eek: :D u r 2 funny! Love the way your mind works.
Between you and Glitchwizard, I can't make up my mind which I enjoy more!
 
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:crazy: Not a competition - I enjoy it when anyone takes a break from being so serious!

I wish I'd never seen the article. I have an iguana and whenever I feed him now I'm thinking - I hope it's a girl. :-)
 
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ljwf22 said:
Never give an iguana Viagra
Thu Jan 25, 12:03 PM ET
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Link:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070125/od_nm/iguana_erection_dc
geesh...you'd think if Michael Jackson could find someone to walk next to him carrying an umbrella it wouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give that poor iguana a little hand job:D
 
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Linda7NJ said:
geesh...you'd think if Michael Jackson could find someone to walk next to him carrying an umbrella it wouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give that poor iguana a little hand job:D

OMG!!!!!! LINDA!!!!!!! I spit Diet Coke all over!!!!!!!

Best post of the day!!!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
  • #18
Maybe Hospice could find him a nice young prostitute iguana.
 
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Obviously he's a choosy little fella, guess none of his friends suit his fancy. Can you imagine if male humans had two penises???? Maybe it'd be a good thing, we'd probably have fewer wars because then they'd wouldn't need recovery time:crazy:
 
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Jeana (DP) said:
I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
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I cant watch it~webtv wont let me! LOL.
 

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