NH - Slippery eel-smuggling suspect caught, cops say

[JustJudy]

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This Muskie one of best threads (aside from the seven ft head thread and the airhead thread) ever!

:therethere: Eely? R u being koi? We don't even have a moderator. ..:trout::banme: Sea? No one took the bait

 

[CarmelEyesD]

I'm whaling to keep reading, after I guppy...

 

[fred&edna]

Before becoming a criminal eel poacher, one of those guys was a med student... he was studying to become a sturgeon.

To those who ask why we make these silly puns and one liners, we shall reply (all together now, folks)... "Just for the halibut"

 

[Donjeta]

It's Nostalgae hour on the radio and they just played Paul Anka's golden oldie, Guppy Love... *sigh*

 

[TrackerSam]

Uhhh...I possibly overestimated my catfish joke abilities. :blushing: Turns out, however, the rescued smuggled eels are musicians in an orca-stra; they're shrimply the best! :boohoo::boohoo::boohoo::boohoo::boohoo:

What kind of tunas do they play?

 

[JustJudy]

What kind of tunas do they play?

Whale, Salmon Chanted Evening is their signature tuna.

 

[fred&edna]

OT - Thought you punsters might like the comments following this article. Well, maybe after a shot of Smirnoff, nyet?

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/russian-plane-missing-since-june-2012-found-124235475.html

 

[JustJudy]

It's Nostalgae hour on the radio and they just played Paul Anka's golden oldie, Guppy Love... *sigh*

Sadly, Paul had to take a 2nd job after loan sharks netted him

Thank you: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fish_Puns

 

[Donjeta]

What kind of tunas do they play?

On their upcoming concert tour they're going to play well known arias from e.g. Porgy and Bess and The Threeblenny Opera.

 

[TrackerSam]

Sadly, Paul had to take a 2nd job after loan sharks netted him

Thank you: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fish_Puns

Yes, because he had a large mouth. They knocked him off his perch.

 

[TrackerSam]

Whale, Salmon Chanted Evening is their signature tuna.

Great drum section. And that Jellyfish Morton knew how to get a conger line going. If you get a chance to see them don't bass it up. Or you can dowload it to your whale ipod.

 

[JustJudy]

Yes, because he had a large mouth. They knocked him off his perch.

ooh ooh that reminds me....two parrots were sitting on a perch when one of them asked, "Do you smell fish?"
:hen::hen:

 

[TrackerSam]

ooh ooh that reminds me....two parrots were sitting on a perch when one of them asked, "Do you smell fish?"
:hen::hen:

I don't gefilte it.

 

[TrackerSam]

Miami Marlins got rained out. Grounds keepers had to put a tarpon the infield. In other sports news the Seattle Mariners beat the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. It was close but a popper fly ended it.

 

[TrackerSam]

Pun-free post:

No wonder eel poaching is big business!

“People were making $30,000, $40,000 a night.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/30/us/in-maine-fishing-for-tiny-eels-and-big-profits.html?_r=0


*Oops! I lied about pun-free... there's money in them thar' eels!

How very shellfish of them.

 

[fred&edna]

How very shellfish of them.

I bet they will clam up when interrogated about their eel-gotten gains.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Sadly, Paul had to take a 2nd job after loan sharks netted him

Thank you: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fish_Puns

Well... You can tune a piano....

but how do you tune-a fish?

:dunno:

 

[Donjeta]

Well... You can tune a piano....

but how do you tune-a fish?

:dunno:

You can't. Just fishful thinking.

Trying to make fish behave the way you want to is such a tough roe to hoe.

 

[JustJudy]

Hi Trident! You should be the mascot on this thread!

 

[JustJudy]

I apologize, Trident. (I found this pic & I just HAD to use it.)