Yet he supposedly managed to convey information about himself and his girlfriend during those haircuts. By the way this is not a men's barber shop, it's a chain. They do haircuts for men, women and children.
There cheap i go there (but then again i am not claiming that I am gambling , on occasion a million dollars a day! In the court testimony.
there like$14--actual seat time about 6 and a half minutes!! perfect!
Generally males are def (Lowes maybe an exception ha!) in out!
I love grocery shopping but am in there for stuff ! When I went with Linda she drove me nuts just nuts - to the point where I stopped
lets mosey here then there
going out to eat can be somewhat problematic with some ladies as well !
The ordering process can often resemble an FBI interview on Dateline
(Server approaches all happy )
Is the chicken raw fresh frozen cut diced
how many ounces of chicken
is the chicken fried
can i get the chicken broiled
what kind of oil are they using on the fried chicken
can i get my chicken cooked in olive oil instead of vegitable
(Server smile eroding)
does the salad come with tomatoes
can i get cheese in my salad
oh good
Will you put a little parmesan cheese in my salad
(I scan server pockets to assure she/he is not packing heat!)
oh wait instead of tomatoes can i have
olives
are the lives pitted
no i will just have tomatoes
what oil is in the oil vinegar
(server switches body weight right foot iis falling asleep from being at table 4 so long)
instead of olive oil can i have regular
oil
no wait can you just put in a little tomato as well
I have changed my mind lets just fry the
chicken but only use a very little oil
(server attempts to break away and move on but the integration is not over )
can you ask them not put any salt on the chicken
oh go ahead and put a few olives in the salid as well - that is vegetable oil isn't it
i cant decide if i wanted the chicken breaded what choices so i have then
(server does imply that she does not have time to review the recipes on the entire menu)
Can you only use a small amount of eggs on the breading - wait do you have margarine
ok how about a little butter and just a dash margarine
(meanwhile my blood sugar levels are dropping dramatically)
Is the steak good?..............................
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Male version : I will have chicken thanx!
Sometimes I wonder if it is a conscious dieting trick -- if an hour passes before you are done ordering then that is one less hour to be hungry cause one is talking about food which is almost as much fun as consuming it -- and talking about food does nothing to ones waistline !!
he he he