Why would he have to explain where he'd been? What's the worst they'd charge him with? "Illegal parking in a cul de sac"?
The neighbor?
Mr Neighbor's story is that he was helping a friend move some wood, and decided to just walk home through the back yards, leaving the car in front of the friend's house. (Supposedly, the wood was taken to a house whose back yard adjoins his own). His wife went to the garage the next morning, saw the car wasn't there, and called the police. (Mr Neighbor was asleep at the time, so apparently she didn't bother asking him.) HOWEVER, after the car sat there for two days, somebody in the adjoining neighborhood called in "abandoned vehicle" to the police. Yes, it was a cul de sac. No, we don't have elder patrol.
BUT...that begs the questions of (1) Why didn't he tell his wife that he'd walked home? (2) Why, when his wife reported the car stolen "from the garage", didn't he just tell her where he'd left it? (3) WHY did he let his wife report it stolen? (4) Who is Mr Neighbor fooling around with and obviously sneaking home late at night AND who'd be desperate enough to fool around with Mr Neighbor?
Great laughter has broken out among most of the neighbors; the rest just believed every word of it, without question. Hinky-meters are important. Many lack them.