NY - Seven-foot-tall head found floating in Hudson

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I know this this head is head-ing to fame. You see the head is like the cowardly Lion in the wizard of OZ! NO HEART!!!

And he must be soul-less... Or sole-less... Because he has no feet!

ython:

 

[JustJudy]

More rumors...

When the head was little it was kicked out of summer camp by, of course, the HEAD counselor, for failure to sing the camp theme song, "HEAD, shoulders, knees and toes". The head was tough, always maintaining a stiff upper lip, and it continued to roll along (or as we now know, it floated). At some point, while living in NY, the head opened "Camp NOBODY". Camp NOBODY was a big hit and everyone then knew the head wasn't just another pretty face.

- Chapter 2 -

....well, Camp NOBODY's success was a heady experience, indeed, for the plucky head; and as often happens when success comes too soon, too fast, it went to his head.

Tragedy struck when in order to turn the head, or at least catch the eye, of a sweet young thing, our hero hired, sight unseen, a hoard of head lice disguised as headwaiters. OH. THE. HUMANITY!! All the little camping heads rolling about itchy & scratching & oozing...

Needless to say, Camp NOBODY had to shut down after falling head first into bankruptcy. Now a big strapping 7-footer, the head rolled around aimlessly for a few years, getting odd jobs here & there. He tried to keep his chin up, but it wasn't easy because, after all, he was only a head.

For a while,he headlined at the Boar's Head Inn doing card tricks. The head almost let himself be happy; alas, it wasn't meant to be. He was fired, when a failed attempt to have hands surgically attached to his temples left him horribly disfigured. He went head to head with the customers who laughed at him & cruelly mocked him. "Knucklehead! Knucklehead! Knucklehead!"

The only other work he could find was as a backup bowling ball at the sleazy Chowderhead Grill & Bowling Bar. Being thrown down a polished maple alley, into ten pins 509+ times a day, for 12 years, took it's toll physically. But the head didn't mind because he still knew he was a better head than any body!!

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I was just watching an old rerun of the Toronto Maple leafs vs Montreal Candiens, and they announced there was a face off in the corner. Could it be.... ?

 

[JustJudy]

This thread is hilarious!

http://www.boardgamecapital.com/game_images/go-to-the-head-of-the-class.jpg

And not one blockhead among us!

 

[JustJudy]

I was just watching an old rerun of the Toronto Maple leafs vs Montreal Candiens, and they announced there was a face off in the corner. Could it be.... ?

That's darn good sleuthing! Could the floater have been a hockey playing head? Is it possible he just lost face....and you found it!

(lol...who watches old reruns of hockey games?)

 

[JustJudy]

Hey don't mess with her at the poker table. That stone face gives nothing away. She's a rock goddess as well. She sings back-up with the Rolling Stones.

" ....she's a rock goddess". too funny!!!!! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[JustJudy]

This is not our head either but funny nonetheless.

http://www.missinghead.com/

THE FAMILY OF DAVEY SAYS...

Davey has been a SOLID part of our family for 17 years and we sure would like him back!

What a shame....and he was head of the household, too

 

[JustJudy]

:

Plus, OFF-TOPIC JUST A NOODGE, there's always Dread Zeppelin, the Elvis impersonator-fronted reggae Zep cover band.

Yay!
Here's your prize for that groaner!! A slap upside the head.......:slap:

 

[Peepers McPeep]

Ya know, someone should check..
make sure Helen of Troy is truely empty headed..
it could be full of Toxic Space Spiders.. or something..
Poke it with a stick!

 

[fred&edna]

- Chapter 2 -

....well, Camp NOBODY's success was a heady experience, indeed, for the plucky head; and as often happens when success comes too soon, too fast, it went to his head.

Tragedy struck when in order to turn the head, or at least catch the eye, of a sweet young thing, our hero hired, sight unseen, a hoard of head lice disguised as headwaiters. OH. THE. HUMANITY!! All the little camping heads rolling about itchy & scratching & oozing...

Needless to say, Camp NOBODY had to shut down after falling head first into bankruptcy. Now a big strapping 7-footer, the head rolled around aimlessly for a few years, getting odd jobs here & there. He tried to keep his chin up, but it wasn't easy because, after all, he was only a head.

For a while,he headlined at the Boar's Head Inn doing card tricks. The head almost let himself be happy; alas, it wasn't meant to be. He was fired, when a failed attempt to have hands surgically attached to his temples left him horribly disfigured. He went head to head with the customers who laughed at him & cruelly mocked him. "Knucklehead! Knucklehead! Knucklehead!"

The only other work he could find was as a backup bowling ball at the sleazy Chowderhead Grill & Bowling Bar. Being thrown down a polished maple alley, into ten pins 509+ times a day, for 12 years, took it's toll physically. But the head didn't mind because he still knew he was a better head than any body!!

:biglaugh:

I knew there was more!!

:highfive:

 

[fred&edna]

I've heard Venus de Milo is UP IN ARMS about this head!

 

[fred&edna]

And he must be soul-less... Or sole-less... Because he has no feet!

ython:

Amazing that rowing team managed to TOE him in!

 

[Justiceforever]

No head jokes from me today, I'm having a...

Image curtesy of http://www.fotoonz.com/FoToonZ/Block.html

 

[Justiceforever]

Do you think my head's ^^^^^ too big (in the above post)? If so, I can attach a thumbnail instead.

 

[JustJudy]

Ya know, someone should check..
make sure Helen of Troy is truely empty headed..
it could be full of Toxic Space Spiders.. or something..
Poke it with a stick!

Ohmagaw! You mean it could be a........Trojan Head?! :gasp:
Poke it?!! I'm not gonna poke it....YOU poke it!! oke:

 

[JustJudy]

:biglaugh:

I knew there was more!!

:highfive:

Yeth.....cuz we is sleuthers....and leave no stone (head) unturned!

 

[JustJudy]

Do you think my head's ^^^^^ too big (in the above post)? If so, I can attach a thumbnail instead.

Well, I guessed there were rocks in your head, but cinder blocks...oy vay...such a headache I'm having!

...and ur picture size is perfect...I love it!

 

[fred&edna]

I guess this rolling head gathered some moss? Distant relative?

 

[JustJudy]

If no one is present when a head shouts in the forest, does it make a sound?

 

[TrackerSam]

If no one is present when a head shouts in the forest, does it make a sound?

:toastred: ears

I bet if we put our heads together we'd have alot. Anyone do a headcount?