OH, Baffled Man's House Egged for Whole Year

[TrackerSam]

Guess it is too late for LE to say that case will be over easy. Oh well! Maybe by Fryday.

He's been identified as E. Benedict and described by LE as a hardboiled criminal.

 

[Paintr]

He's been identified as E. Benedict and described by LE as a hardboiled criminal.

:laughing: LE haven't heard a peep from their informants so no charges can be laid. LE has speculated that the criminal is too chicken to admit what he has done so he has flown the coop.

 

[TrackerSam]

Some say he's be-deviled with a humpty dumpty appearance. Known to associate with someone with the name of Sam Iam.

 

[Paintr]

Some say he's be-deviled with a humpty dumpty appearance. Known to associate with someone with the name of Sam Iam.

:laughcry:

LE have been walking on egg shells trying to crack this case. The chief has been advising them to try to see the sunny side of all this and not to let their brains get fried by worrying constantly.

 

[Indy Anna]

I hope the perp cracks under pressure. The last yolk will be on him. I'll keep my eyes peeled for updates.

 

[Paintr]

I hope the perp cracks under pressure. The last yolk will be on him. I'll keep my eyes peeled for updates.

:laughing:

 

[Paintr]

While LE is begging for leads, E Benedict has contacted local media to crow about his success. He has offered to do phone interviews with the media but LE doesn't want him feathering his nest in that way.

 

[songline]

Any cameras up in the trees.
This is a mean thing to do to an old man.

 

[wfgodot]

A scrambled eggsistentialism afoot, surely.

 

[Paintr]

A tourist is still shell shocked after a close encounter with the fleeing felon. E Benedict nearly side swiped the visitor's car but shirred off at the last minute. The tourist offered a French toast to the kindly couple who offered to retrieve his car from the ditch and tow it to the nearest Shell service station.

 

[TrackerSam]

A tourist is still shell shocked after a close encounter with the fleeing felon. E Benedict nearly side swiped the visitor's car but shirred off at the last minute. The tourist offered a French toast to the kindly couple who offered to retrieve his car from the ditch and tow it to the nearest Shell service station.

Eggcellent.

 

[Paintr]

LE says that this criminal is getting too cocky. Enough is un oeuf. They will not coddle E Benedict. He will be punished.

 

[TrackerSam]

If they do catch him, they'll recieve a standing ova-tion from the town folk and the Easter Bunny. :clap:


This just in...............actor Kevin Bacon is offering a reward.

 

[Paintr]

If they do catch him, they'll recieve a standing ova-tion from the town folk and the Easter Bunny. :clap:


This just in...............actor Kevin Bacon is offering a reward.

:giggle:

 

[Paintr]

LE has stated that they will not be beaten. They have not put all their eggs in one basket and their resources are wide spread.

 

[Indy Anna]

Today, investigators called in all the king's horses and all the king's men to reconstruct the crime scene.

 

[Indy Anna]

Investigators suspect this to be the work of eggstremists.

 

[Martha Morris]

The word 'genius' gets bandied about far too often.

This thread however is bordering on genius.

Well done everyone!

:hilarious:

 

[Paintr]

E Benedict has increased his foul deeds so much that he caused a mass eggsodus of terrifried townsfolk. LE was forced to close the nearest eggzits due to Benedict's shellfish crime spree.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Maybe those eggs threw themselves from across the road... They just wanted to get to the other side?

:hen:

:waitasec: