OH - Brent Kandra, 24, killed by captive bear, Columbia Station, 19 Aug 2010

  • #61
Once I'm dead, you can dress me in a pink tutu, a bustier and an astronaut's helmet. And leave me on a park bench in the Mall of America and film passers-bys' reactions for You Tube.

As long as somebody is entertained...

Oh no not The Mall Of America. That would just be tacky.:D Can we get that in writing and notarized?:crazy:

Man, I was looking to have my ashes shot out of a cannon, but that dang Hunter S. Thompson stole my idea.

Meanwhile Mr. Mazzola's still dead and nobody knows what exactly what went down.
 
  • #62
This sounds like a story that will become an urban legend...

Is this man still being dealt with by the medical examiner or has he been buried? Who is his next of kin?

I hope they tie this case up soon....and I don't mean more kink!!
 
  • #63
I thought we were in Ohio, not Florida... oh wait... Ohio? Maybe it's contagious through the Florida defendants DNA since she is originally from Ohio? :waitasec:

Dude... I gotta go to bed. :crazy:



They have talked about making sodomy illegal again in certain places...

In Arizona I believe... it is illegal to own more than a certain number of toys that resemble the male anatomy.

So what... cops come in because somebody broke into your house... and they see too many of those in your drawer... "sorry ma'am... you have too many of those...." :floorlaugh:

How did lawmakers determine how many is too many?
 
  • #64
haha....is morning here and just got on...

That is one damn weird headline!!!!!!
 
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Missizzy does NOT make these things up. She just reports what she finds, while out in the field. This was most definitely a Filly thread. I think she just slept in and I picked up the slack. She'd do the same for me.

And I agree, Nova, can we see that in writing? But not the Mall of America. Oh, please no. Why not the Promenade in Santa Monica? Let's have a teeny bit of class. We could set you up with some of the buskers and no one would know you were dead. We might all get to split the cash left for the pantomime in the tutu. We'll meet in front of Anthro on a Saturday night. Or would you rather have the Gap? A chair in front of Johnny Rocket's Pizza might be nice. I should be ashamed. But I'm medicated, I have an excuse.

Back to Mr. Mazzola. If you'll look at the last page, I posted some confusing statements by the coroner. I doubt that he'd be misquoted. He said that the same teen bound Mazzola as found him. He said that Mazzola was not alone when he died. And he said that there was a third person involved. He also said that there was nothing suspicious about the death.

Remind me not to die under unusual circumstances in that county, please. Where is the man's family, asking questions???
 

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