Orlando, FL - Woman steals bagel truck, cops chase thru 3 counties - May 11, 2016

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Bagels everywhere can rest easy.

Around 2:15 a.m. on Wed. May 11, 2016, a bagel truck was stolen in Orlando, Florida from a gas station.

Ashley Goldson, clearly a very hungry 26 year-old woman, led police on a joyride chase through 3 counties.

No word yet on how many bagels were harmed.


I HAD to post this. I understand if moderators take it down... but I hope you don't. Please add your funny comments! Puns and wordplay welcomed!

This source includes helicopter video:
http://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/bagel-truck-stolen-taken-on-3-county-joyride


"That's how good our bagels are" said the driver of the truck, when asked by police why it was stolen. It had $5000 worth of bagels, croissants & other breakfast goodies.
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/depu...ation-led-cops-on-3-county-pursuit-/275609672

You can't make this stuff up!

 
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Ugh, sorry. can't edit the title of the thread I created. It was only 1 truck stolen... title says "trucks"
 
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What, did the driver forget to Lox his doors?.....(sorry it was sitting here like a cookie, couldn't resist)

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ninij9 said:
What, did the driver forget to Lox his doors?.....(sorry it was sitting here like a cookie, couldn't resist)

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ninij9 said:
What, did the driver forget to Lox his doors?.....(sorry it was sitting here like a cookie, couldn't resist)

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:giggle:

hahahaha, I approve!
 
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Bumping for those of you enjoying your bagels & coffee this morning ;)
 
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I love bagels, but I would have to be very hormonal to need a truck full of them! With veggie cream cheese, please!
 
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