skybluepink said:
Could it be that:
1. They wiped the flashlight because it had blood & mucous & blonde hairs & stuff on it?
2. We're forgetting that (as reported somewhere) there were also red Patsy fibers in the paint box?
3. The heap-big DNA in the panties was so minimal that it got there as long ago as when the garment was manufactured (again, according to the same report)?
4. The nightdown was stuck to the blanket by static cling & fell to the floor, as postulated by a previous poster?
5. Bedwetting kills--as was indicated in the "Fatal Vision" case, which you brought up earlier?
6. JBR was playing in her room when she was supposed to be sleeping--putting ties in her hair, changing her wet pajamas, investigating her private parts, opening the package of too-big undies, etc.? (Could she have really fallen into such a heavy sleep on the short ride home from dinner that she couldn't be prompted to walk into the house?) (She didn't brush her teeth? & use the facilities?)
7. One invites friends & neighbors to a kidnapping because having an audience is a main theme of one's existence?
Thank you for your diligence in generating all of this fodder & wheat & chaff--& for doing it so amusingly.
1. Yes, could've wiped away all that blood and mucous and blond hairs & stuff, then went one step further and opened up the flashlight, removed the voltaic cells and wiped those clean and re-installed 'em, just in case some of that blood mucuous and blond hair and stuff penetrated the thick aircraft aluminum shell of the light. I absolutely concur. Then left that light right out there in the open for all to see and wonder about. Drama!
2. Yes, red Patsy fibers in the paintbox; I had forgotten about those. No black Patsy fibers in the box though, and no Patsy hair. Bet she wore a shower cap....and no Patsy teardrops there either. Cold and calculating.
3. You might speculate that the DNA got into the panties during manufacture, and, you're right, there wasn't much, and it was hard to separate out from JB's blood, but, but, the DNA was ONLY in those areas where the blood was. What a coincidence! And it was male, and it didn't match John's or Burke's. Hmmmm....is Patsy male? So, that's her secret! How long does a teensy weensy bit of extraneous DNA endure in the crotch of hermetically sealed (in plastic) Bloomi underwear? Remember the OJ case? Don't ever store DNA in plastic. Isn't it usually the case that when foreign DNA is found in the underwear of the victim of a sexual assault, it was deposited during the assault? Why are you so willing to give the intruder a pass? I tell you, that DNA is what's got this case stalled.
4. Frankly I have no qualms about concurring that the gown could have clung to the blanket as you postulate. Really, I have no qualms. The staging theorists don't like that hypothesis, however. Gotta keep them happy.
5. Yes, bedwetting kills, in the manner you've mentioned. Sure does. Especially when you need an excuse to cancel an artic expedition. Encopresis is even more deadly. Just a few possibilities to ponder about this subject: dontcha get used to these accidents after while? The Ramseys could and did afford expert pediatric advice on the matter. Whaddya 'spose Beuf told them--have a bat handy, just in case?
6. Your guess is better than mine. Considering that Patsy said she was in the habit of checking on JB around midnight; making her go potty, in order to avoid soiled bedsheets, why wouldn't she encourage her to go potty before she put her to bed???? Headscratcher? But, maybe there's something about a sleeping child that just makes you want to tip-toe away without disturbing her. Now, that flashlight, wouldn't that be a great tool for navigating through the parents' bedroom without waking the sleeping software distribution giant? Wait! I forgot about the melatonin.
7. This is one of those SWAG's ? But, could one not invite friends and neighbors in the event of a missing child, and even more justifiably and therefore convincingly? That was what I was driving at. Diligence, where diligence is due. Credit, where money is short. Fodder, where food for thought is scarce.
Addendum: The Ransom note seems incongruous with the remainder of the evidence and circumstances. Why did the intruder leave it? Why did the Ramseys manufacture it?
Flabbergasted in Florence....