Patients: Doctor left us with deformed (privates)

[OneLostGrl]

I can't get over that these mens S/O would think this was a good idea...

Does size really matter that much?!?!

 

[Mama-cita]

So far there have been 5 euphemisms for penis. Winkie, wankie, Johnson, dicks and thingy. LOL

Now add "plonka," "willy" and "Mr. Happy." I was going to say "schlong" myself. And yes, if a man is that desperate for *ahem* enhancement in that area, he must have failed the "enzyte" as well as all those other bottles of pills that are guaranteed to arrive in *discreet* brown packages, and maybe even tried the Austin Powers swedish penis enhancer, and when ALL THAT didn't work, they figured, "Hey what the hell have I got to lose?" Well apparently they didn't have much to lose which is why they went to the 80 year old guy in the first place (ha ha ha).

 

[GlitchWizard]

I can't get over that these mens S/O would think this was a good idea...

Does size really matter that much?!?!

I kind of figure if it matters that much, it's the WOMAN who should learn Keegles.