This one reminds me of I joke I think I can remember....
A 50 year old woman had just gotten a face lift and was thrilled how young she looked. She went to the gas station and asked the attendant, "guess how old I am". He guessed 35., She said nope, I'm 50.
She went to the bank and asked the teller, "guess how old I am". The teller said 33. She told her I'm 50.
She went to the grocery store and asked the clerk the same thing. The clerk told her maybe 34. She again proudly told her, nope I'm 50!
As she was going to her car, a shabby looking old man, came up to her and said I bet I can guess your age. I have sure fire method that's always right! This intrigued the woman so she asked him how. He said he could always tell a woman's age by feeling and squeezing her breasts. She let him, and when he said, "You're 50!" She was amazed and said yes, but how could he tell by feeling her breasts? He said "I was behind you in the grocery line."
A 50 year old woman had just gotten a face lift and was thrilled how young she looked. She went to the gas station and asked the attendant, "guess how old I am". He guessed 35., She said nope, I'm 50.
She went to the bank and asked the teller, "guess how old I am". The teller said 33. She told her I'm 50.
She went to the grocery store and asked the clerk the same thing. The clerk told her maybe 34. She again proudly told her, nope I'm 50!
As she was going to her car, a shabby looking old man, came up to her and said I bet I can guess your age. I have sure fire method that's always right! This intrigued the woman so she asked him how. He said he could always tell a woman's age by feeling and squeezing her breasts. She let him, and when he said, "You're 50!" She was amazed and said yes, but how could he tell by feeling her breasts? He said "I was behind you in the grocery line."
