Police Called Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

[Steely Dan]

True story: I went to high school with a guy who could identify the food eaten by the scent of the fart. All the football players attested to his accuracy.

I can tell what I ate, but I don't go around smelling people's farts. :what:

Now there's a real life skill! Bet his parents are so proud!

I wonder if it's marketable?

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Now there's a real life skill! Bet his parents are so proud!

A real fart smeller he was.

Q. what's the difference between a dead fart smeller in the middle of the road, and a dead banjo player in the middle of the road?





































A. The fart smeller was invited to a party.

 

[Hamsterdance]

A real fart smeller he was.

Q. what's the difference between a dead fart smeller in the middle of the road, and a dead banjo player in the middle of the road?







































A. The fart smeller was invited to a party.

*groan* :facepalm: Well that joke was a real stinker. Hey Dewey, after laying a bomb like that, you may need this:

:escape:














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