I'm crazy as a bedbug, but not stupid enough to own a snake that gets larger than ten feet. My largest snakes right now are seven feet long each. If you added up all the snakes in my house, I probably have a total of 23 feet of snake - but individually they aren't a threat.
I have an entire bedroom for the red tails. Cuddles and Pandora.
Cuddles - because anything that can wrap around you several times should be named Cuddles, and Pandora is named because she's able to give LIVE birth to something like sixty boa constrictors. Anything that can have sixty live snakes coming out of it's box OUGHT to be named Pandora.
I love them. They don't love me, but they love my heated waterbed.