Report: Cruise, Holmes Expecting Baby

[cinsbythesea]

Postcard from the edge:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting Virgin Birth

"That is a value that's so important to Katie and me," said Cruise from his elevated chair in the Scientology tent on the set of Mission Impossible: 3. "Couples who can't wait until marriage to open their most intimate gifts do not have the discipline to be decent parents and, like Brooke Shields, are often punished with severe postpartum depression."

:sick: He can't really believe this???? I don't know whether to laugh or retch. A virgin birth??? A VIRGIN BIRTH??? Does he not realize how ridiculous he's making himself look??

 

[jannuncutt]

:sick: He can't really believe this???? I don't know whether to laugh or retch. A virgin birth??? A VIRGIN BIRTH??? Does he not realize how ridiculous he's making himself look??

Please, please tell me what I am missing. Is this a joke?

 

[Jules]

He's a sick little man......

 

[Becba]

Guess that makes him a hippocritical indecent parent by his own words.

 

[TisHerself]

:sick: He can't really believe this???? I don't know whether to laugh or retch. A virgin birth??? A VIRGIN BIRTH??? Does he not realize how ridiculous he's making himself look??

That's a satire site making fun of him..............

 

[CaliMom]

I am not sure if that is a direct quote from Tom. The link is from a satire site, as it states at the top of the page "The satire site that obscures the line between the real and the surreal". All of the quotes from Kirstie Alley have got to be invented as well. I would take it with a grain of salt...that being said....he's still NUTS!!

 

[MrsMush99]

According to Cruise, "the rest of the world will know by the imprint of three dollar signs—$$$—on our baby's head that he is the child of L. Ron Hubbard come to lead his people home."

That is the funniest thing I have ever read! I think Tom needs to go see a Shrink, he's in some serious need of some meds. I use to like him, not anymore. :sick: He has went off the deep end! I can't wait to see if they tatoo three $$$ on the baby's head. What fools! :loser:

 

[MrsMush99]

I am not sure if that is a direct quote from Tom. The link is from a satire site, as it states at the top of the page "The satire site that obscures the line between the real and the surreal". All of the quotes from Kirstie Alley have got to be invented as well. I would take it with a grain of salt...that being said....he's still NUTS!!

Oh, I hope that's the case. I still think he needs some serious help. Not changing my mind about that.

 

[michelle]

Her parents have got to be flipping out!!!

 

[Floh]

Please, please tell me what I am missing. Is this a joke?

Yeeesssssssssssssss! it's satire. i'm so sorry. as i read through posts i realise i hadn't made that clear.

sorry, sorry, sorry. BUT, i could imagine it could be just the sort of this the oaf would say.

once again, sorry. :blush:

 

[MrsMush99]

You know what's sad? Is that we actually believe he said it. Which means, he really is out there. :loser:

 

[Floh]

You know what's sad? Is that we actually believe he said it. Which means, he really is out there. :loser:

Oh my gosh, yes. it is horribly believable, isn't it?

you know what else?

i think his career is over. finished. kaput. and not for the reasons of a satire spoof.

he has hammered himself into the ground this year and i believe he simply won't recover. just not bankable anymore. hands up who thinks Mission Impossible III won't get the crowds? (my hand is up.)

hope he saved some money to see him through the rest of his life . . .

 

[MrsMush99]

My hand is up.

 

[jannuncutt]

Yeeesssssssssssssss! it's satire. i'm so sorry. as i read through posts i realise i hadn't made that clear.

sorry, sorry, sorry. BUT, i could imagine it could be just the sort of this the oaf would say.

once again, sorry. :blush:

Thanks Floh. I think that that man is so crazy that I could actually believe that he said it.

 

[eve]

Thanks Floh. I think that that man is so crazy that I could actually believe that he said it.

It was hilarious and I could almost believe it - the site is very funny! Today on the radio they were saying Tommy's asked Kate for a prenup and that she was "having a fit" because he never made any of his other wives enter one. He assured her it was "for her protection" and she was pacified. Honest, that what the "gossip" report was on this Minneapolis morning radio show and they were really slamming Tommy.

Personally I think it would serve him right if she got pi$$ed off at all this and bolted before the marriage and he had to knock on her door every other weekend to see his child! Of course, he'd probably get the Scientology goons on her and wrest control of the child away from her if she did!

Eve

 

[carnation]

Personally I think it would serve him right if she got pi$$ed off at all this and bolted before the marriage and he had to knock on her door every other weekend to see his child!
Eve

It would be the wisest decision she ever made if she left now. I wish she would.

 

[Floh]

It would be the wisest decision she ever made if she left now. I wish she would.

How i wish she would run for the hills before she marries him!

meanwhile, opinion i agree with:

Is Katie Holmes sweet & naive, or just dumb?

He told Kiss-Me-Katie that the prenup was for "her protection."

And she bought that?

"He explained that at 43, he's more than 16 years older than she is," said the source, "and although he's healthy, who knows what life has in store?"

Worried that he might die young like his dad, Tom told Katie, "he wanted to create a prenup so that she will always be taken care of, no matter what."

Tattle's no divorce lawyer, but we're guessing she would be taken care of just fine if Tom made her and little TomKat the main beneficiaries in his will.

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/living/12998251.htm

precisely!

i wouldn't wonder that he's left everything to the scientologisrs anyway.

 

[Norma]

Can't someone do an intervention on her?

 

[Linda7NJ]

Why? She is a grown adult and she can be as idiotic as she pleases!!! Obviously she WANTS to be an idiot...I say, Let her! I like it when we know who "they are" I wish ALL idiots would wear a sign around their neck or something...would make my life much simpler!

 

[Norma]

So I hear Brooke Shields is pregnant again.

Hopefully Tom will leave her alone this time.