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Well, gosh darn it, here we are with another one of those amazing stories of coincidence that seem to continually plague the tranquil lives of Ronald Cummings and Misty Croslin.
According to the latest PCSO report on the escapades of these two, Ron had to go to Buffalo Bluff to pick up Misty so she could get the last of her belongings from GGM’s residence and presumably end their love story:
After picking Misty up at Buffalo Bluff (A) instead of turning onto 309 in Satsuma (D) for a direct shot to Welaka (B), they somehow decide to continue south on Hwy 17 all the way down to Pomona Park and turn onto 308B (C) to continue to GGM’s house.
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This is where, ONCE AGAIN, their tranquil lives are unjustly interrupted by the dastardly actions of others. As their drive continues on 308B, SITTING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY IS A PARKED CAR!
In a coincidence for the ages, Misty’s apparent latest companion, CJ, WAS DRIVING THE CAR! What would Vegas set the odds for THAT happening?
Wait, the plot gets even thicker. After undoubtedly turning on his turn signal and passing the car, the car goes from a dead still stop in the middle of the road and starts chasing Ron’s truck and trying to run them off the road.....FROM BEHIND no less!
Good thing for this guy that Ron is such a responsible gun owner and keeps his gun inside of a locked cabinet at home:
If Ron had the gun with him, he might have been tempted to say something rather abrupt to his tormentor:
I realize some are tempted to think Ron could have had time to lock the gun up before LE got to GGM’s house, but remember this is Ronald Cummings we’re talking about. ONCE AGAIN his old reliable alibi provider, Misty, has provided proof positive of his innocence:
As Dash said in the movie, The Incredibles, “Coincidence?, I think not”.
Concerned Papa, I must say, I'm a hard person to entertain but I did manage a few giggles when I read your version of this episode of the Ron and Misty series. You really missed your calling if you are not writing stories.