Troy Hayden ‏@troyhaydenfox10 1h1 hour ago
Exclusive: #jodiarias gets 6 hours per week rec time in these fenced areas by herself. Can earn more time/activities.
JA reminds me of one of those types of prisoners that will work on planning an escape attempt while looking out her window. She will probably work on it for years and then put it into action.
Someday, many years later, we will read about her in the news and it will likely go something like this.
"A daring escape attempt was tried by an infamous killer that ended in her falling 80 feet to her death. The guards found her laying on the concrete and could not figure out what happened until they read the note she had written that contained her instructions. These instructions must have taken her years to develop."
(1) - At precisely ten minutes before being called out to exercise yard, cut mattress in half, roll it up really tight, and hide it on person in &#$$%
(2) - Once in exercise pen, wait for guards to leave, and then immediately disassemble the blue seat bench.
(3) - Take the seat bench and center it over the steel end post to create a see-saw. Make sure 1 end is directly under the universal gym weights.
(4) - Stand on the open end of the see-saw, and release all 1000 pounds of the weights to come crashing down on the other end.
(5) - While flying threw the air heading for the razor wire on top of the wall, remove mattress and use as a combination "wingsuit" / "body shield".
(6) - Once over the wall, RUN
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