Sidebar Discussion #11

[logicalgirl]

Aww - here's Jose Sales Rank - Oh HI Jose! :seeya:
And it's kind of touching........

Sales Rank: #4442
Crim Law: #22
Mayhem: #38

Baez supporters and Baez himself have now bought three books a day since the beginning of August...and zoomed his numbers.

KInd of touching, right? In a pathetic kind of way.....:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[SwampMama]

Aww - here's Jose Sales Rank - Oh HI Jose! :seeya:
And it's kind of touching........

Sales Rank: #4442
Crim Law: #22
Mayhem: #38

Baez supporters and Baez himself have now bought three books a day since the beginning of August...and zoomed his numbers.

KInd of touching, right? In a pathetic kind of way.....:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Gotta love Karma. Jose's book is going over like a lead balloon, it's floating like a brick in water, it's ..it's... oh hahahahhahah:floorlaugh:

 

[LambChop]

Aww - here's Jose Sales Rank - Oh HI Jose! :seeya:
And it's kind of touching........

Sales Rank: #4442
Crim Law: #22
Mayhem: #38

Baez supporters and Baez himself have now bought three books a day since the beginning of August...and zoomed his numbers.

KInd of touching, right? In a pathetic kind of way.....:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Anyone think his next "book signing" will be from his walk-in closet????? JMO

 

[logicalgirl]

Hah LambChop - I've been double daring him to have a book signing in Orlando, but he won't come out of his closet so......:floorlaugh:

No such fun and games going on over at Barnes and Noble, where his sales rank is #15543......:lol:

 

[FLmom777]

Hah LambChop - I've been double daring him to have a book signing in Orlando, but he won't come out of his closet so......:floorlaugh:

No such fun and games going on over at Barnes and Noble, where his sales rank is #15543......:lol:

I so hope for a signing in Orlando. It would be so much fun to attend.

 

[logicalgirl]

I so hope for a signing in Orlando. It would be so much fun to attend.

I think so too....I'd get on a plane to Florida for that one!

 

[IfIMay]

I think so too....I'd get on a plane to Florida for that one!

So has he only had the 1 book signing.. er office party? Wonder if you got bonus points on your annual review if you attended AND bought a book. :great:

 

[jane the dood]

Gotta love Karma. Jose's book is going over like a lead balloon, it's floating like a brick in water, it's ..it's... oh hahahahhahah:floorlaugh:

Bada-bing....Smackdown!illowfight:

 

[redkatrampant]

I so hope for a signing in Orlando. It would be so much fun to attend.

I think so too....I'd get on a plane to Florida for that one!

I would so rearrange my entire schedule for that. FYI- I am headed to FL this weekend,not to Orlando though ( sorry Mickey!) but I do intend to scope out a Jacksonville Barnes and Noble :giggle:

 

[Gnatcatcher]

So, exactly how many books has he sold to date?

 

[logicalgirl]

So, exactly how many books has he sold to date?

I can only give you his Amazon stats....and it looks like 948 units...

 

[Gnatcatcher]

I can only give you his Amazon stats....and it looks like 948 units...

and, each book is its own unit? Are you kidding me? He's sold less than 1,000 books on Amazon? :what:

 

[missm]

What a shambles!

He would have made more money making copies at Kinkos and mailing people his 2 cents worth! LOLOLOLOLOL!

Maybe he has some leftover bikinis that would sweeten the deal? Buy a book, get a free bikini bottom with "do it yourself" legholes! LOLOLOLOLOL!

 

[2goldfish]

and, each book is its own unit? Are you kidding me? He's sold less than 1,000 books on Amazon? :what:

I think that's actually hard copies...I think he mostly sold kindle edition and I dont think those are included....


I mean I hope that he sold less than 1k total but I think he has more vapid fans that only that

 

[missm]

Do any of you remember that famous book in the late 70's/early 80's called "101 Uses for a Dead Cat"? It was the gag gift of the Christmas season that year, my parents had a copy, I was only about 5, but I remember them laughing at the cartoon drawings. I'm a cat lover myself, but I have a sense of humour about the goofy little drawings- they were silly, not gorey.

How about 101 Uses for Baez's Bomb?

1. Doorstop
2. Birdcage liner
3. Keep a chapter in your purse to stablize wobbly patio tables when dining out
4. Dog turd wrapper for the dog park
5. Scrunch up some pages and put them into your boots to keep them dry and not squashed
6. Origami pocket squares!
7. Put a nail through it and presto! A sundial!
8. Take off the hardcover and use it to swoosh crumbs off your countertops
9. Shred it and donate to someone who is moving to protect their breakables
10. Open it flat and put it under your couch cushions, then test with a couple of Sumo wrestlers!

 

[logicalgirl]

and, each book is its own unit? Are you kidding me? He's sold less than 1,000 books on Amazon? :what:

Yup!!

 

[jane the dood]

Do any of you remember that famous book in the late 70's/early 80's called "101 Uses for a Dead Cat"? It was the gag gift of the Christmas season that year, my parents had a copy, I was only about 5, but I remember them laughing at the cartoon drawings. I'm a cat lover myself, but I have a sense of humour about the goofy little drawings- they were silly, not gorey.

How about 101 Uses for Baez's Bomb?
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6. Origami pocket squares!

Go no further!

They would definitely approve of origami pocket squares.

 

[logicalgirl]

Well he's listed as Sales Rank #2008 in kindle books on Amazon.com...so he isn't doing that much better in kindle....however I need to do a bit more work on novelrank to get all his figures, my first couple of inquiries led me to a kindle book called "Stud Ranch" that isn't selling either.......:floorlaugh:
Edited to add he's listed at Nook Rank #4404 at B&N......

 

[logicalgirl]

Go no further!
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They would definitely approve of origami pocket squares.

Well if you ended up one late night in a cheap roadside trucker's cafe...:innocent: and your booth was lopsided - you could prop it up with one of them, because you'd be fine to leave it there.....and no one would take it...so the booth was stay level until someone repaired it - which usually is never.....

 

[jane the dood]

Well if you ended up one late night in a cheap roadside trucker's cafe...:innocent: and your booth was lopsided - you could prop it up with one of them, because you'd be fine to leave it there.....and no one would take it...so the booth was stay level until someone repaired it - which usually is never.....

...and if the napkin holder is out of napkins; well...voila! 400 of 'em to choose from!