Smiles Cafe

[Snoods]

Have y’all seen this one?

 

[BUF]

Sorry, didn’t know where to post this, but it might make you smile

The Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments remotely for the next two weeks, and for the first time in history, the audio will be available, live, to the public. The arguments include high-profile cases about birth control access, religious freedom, the Electoral College and President Trump's financial records.

They are scheduled to take place Monday through Wednesday on the weeks of May 4 and May 11, beginning at 10 a.m. ET each day. You can listen to all of the cases here:

Listen Live: Supreme Court Arguments Begin Monday

 

[BayouBelle_LA]

‘Aggressive chicken’ is going viral in Louisiana

BOLO: The Walker Police Department is asking for the public’s assistance in connection with an incident occurring Friday in Walker. At approximately 4 pm, Walker Police were dispatched to a bank on Walker South Road in response to a complaint of an aggressive chicken.

Although police reached the bank with a couple of minutes of the call, the chicken apparently anticipated the imminent arrival of law enforcement and fled on foot from the scene. According to the complaint, the chicken had been terrorizing bank customers all week, at both the walk-up ATM and the drive-thru.

Bank officials told officers that the chicken chased customers, attempted to enter customer vehicles and on a number of occasions, failed to engage in proper social distancing.

Despite patrols of the area, including the kitchen of a nearby restaurant, the chicken could not be located. Police are looking for a reddish-tan chicken, approximately 18” tall and 6-8 lbs in weight.

The chicken is wanted on charges of assault, attempted battery, attempted burglary, terrorizing and ignoring an order of the Governor. Given the chicken’s history of aggressive behavior, the public is urged to avoid confronting the fowl and to instead, contact Walker Police if seen. Thank you!

 

[weepingangel]

“Despite patrols of the area, including the kitchen of a nearby restaurant, the chicken could not be located. “

‘Aggressive chicken’ is going viral in Louisiana

BOLO: The Walker Police Department is asking for the public’s assistance in connection with an incident occurring Friday in Walker. At approximately 4 pm, Walker Police were dispatched to a bank on Walker South Road in response to a complaint of an aggressive chicken.

Although police reached the bank with a couple of minutes of the call, the chicken apparently anticipated the imminent arrival of law enforcement and fled on foot from the scene. According to the complaint, the chicken had been terrorizing bank customers all week, at both the walk-up ATM and the drive-thru.

Bank officials told officers that the chicken chased customers, attempted to enter customer vehicles and on a number of occasions, failed to engage in proper social distancing.

Despite patrols of the area, including the kitchen of a nearby restaurant, the chicken could not be located. Police are looking for a reddish-tan chicken, approximately 18” tall and 6-8 lbs in weight.

The chicken is wanted on charges of assault, attempted battery, attempted burglary, terrorizing and ignoring an order of the Governor. Given the chicken’s history of aggressive behavior, the public is urged to avoid confronting the fowl and to instead, contact Walker Police if seen. Thank you!

 

[mickey2942]

“Despite patrols of the area, including the kitchen of a nearby restaurant, the chicken could not be located. “

WTH? Folks in Montana would take care of that animal. In a heartbeat. The chicken would not have menaced anyone here for very long.

I guess folks in Louisiana just don't have enough Cajun.

 

[Niner]

Just a couple of funnies for today!

 

[dmac55]

Virus, Virus, Go Away!
Me and my great-grandkids want to play!!!
♡

(I know it's not a funny meme thingy, but I say it every day like it's my full-time job - and maybe it is...)
Makes me smile

 

[Sprockett7701]

Hey, I am looking like, "Shaggy". We can be a team.

I tried to upload video but it wanted to do it as lots of individual photos...idk...so here is a poor photo of my rainbow iso hair!!

 

[mickey2942]

I tried to upload video but it wanted to do it as lots of individual photos...idk...so here is a poor photo of my rainbow iso hair!!View attachment 245741

Well, I am going to cut my hair tonight. It is a shapeless mess at this point. I have been watching a lot of YouTube videos.

 

[mickey2942]

This is so me.

 

[anneg]

Well, I am going to cut my hair tonight. It is a shapeless mess at this point. I have been watching a lot of YouTube videos.

Good luck! I've been trimming my fairly short hair during the past month or so. Trimming the back is really hard to do. Maybe a YT video would help (?).

 

[mickey2942]

This.

 

[weepingangel]

This.

yep

 

[LadyL]

WTH? Folks in Montana would take care of that animal. In a heartbeat. The chicken would not have menaced anyone here for very long.

I guess folks in Louisiana just don't have enough Cajun.

no need to hurt him

 

[mickey2942]

no need to hurt him

No. Of course not. He would have been tenderly dressed. Lovingly patted with a liberal amount of skin balm, butter works amazingly well for chickens. And tucked right into a warm bed of rice covered with a toasty foil blankie. Goodnight mean chicken. Goodnight moon. Good night foil blankie.

 

[LadyL]

No. Of course not. He would have been tenderly dressed. Lovingly patted with a liberal amount of skin balm, butter works amazingly well for chickens. And tucked right into a warm bed of rice covered with a toasty foil blankie. Goodnight mean chicken. Goodnight moon. Good night foil blankie.

so gross

 

[Laughing]

so gross

sounds tasty to me. Fortunately, we have room for a wide range of diners here at Websleuths and the Smiles Cafe!

We snuck out & picked up lunch at a food truck visiting our area!

 

[mickey2942]

Good luck! I've been trimming my fairly short hair during the past month or so. Trimming the back is really hard to do. Maybe a YT video would help (?).

"It is easy", they said on the YouTube. Snip, snip, they had great looking hair.

First mistake, I put my hair in a ponytail, had it straight, and instead of doing it myself, I asked my husband to do it. Did I mention that he is blind and deaf? He was sitting down, I told him to stand up, nope, he just lopped it off from his chair. Oh well. It is a disaster. At least I can't see it. He says it looks great.

The front looks okay. I did bangs. It looks like the haircut my Mom gave me when I was in 2nd grade. Dutchboy. Whatever.

It is the time of home hair cuts.

 

[Niner]

some morning funnies!

 

[weepingangel]

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