Sri Lankan Man Swallows Condoms of Smuggled Diamonds

[Steely Dan]

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Police: It was a jewel of a smuggling attempt
Sri Lankan man accused of swallowing 2,060 diamonds packed in condoms
msnbc.com msnbc.com
updated 10/28/2010 2:35:09 PM ET

...Mohammed Shakif, 43, of Galle, Sri Lanka, is accused of attempting to smuggle 2,060 diamonds worth up to about $670,000 through Chennai airport. He was intercepted by suburban police acting on a tip Tuesday, BNO News Service reported.

Shakif was taken to the police station and later to a hospital where an X-ray of his stomach was taken. Shakif then confessed that he had been hired to smuggle the stones....



In order to "get them out" they fed him bananas! :yow:

He said he was going to use the money to buy a condomminium.

 

[21merc7]

Guess they have plenty of time to wait if they fed him bananas. Er, um, er....

Wonder how many women will wait outside the men's room for a week?

 

[Steely Dan]

Guess they have plenty of time to wait if they fed him bananas. Er, um, er....

Wonder how many women will wait outside the men's room for a week?

A couple is shopping for an engagement ring;

Woman: I don't like this one honey. It smells like :censored:

 

[Steely Dan]

Talk about a diamond in the rough! :sick: