Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'

[GlitchWizard]

I never believed stuff like this until I worked in one of the local ER's and saw the records and in one case x-rays. All but one (the one with the x-rays) were prisioners....deodorant, flashlight bulbs and pen caps in the ureathra (not on the same person). X-ray guy had a glass light conductor up there, had to have a colostomy, and then had problems with it off and on so he was a rather frequent visitor to our ER.

Isn't it amazing the things people think "seems like a good idea" at the time?

 

[XcomSquaddie]

.... you can torque the flesh in all kinds of ways and squish it up - not like it's bony.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!


Geeeez!!! Don't talk about it like that!!! We're not talkin' about play-doh!

 

[XcomSquaddie]

Isn't it amazing the things people think "seems like a good idea" at the time?

There is only so much blood in the male body. If all of the blood is "down south" there is that much less to carry oxygen to the brain. And we all know what happens then.


In a relationship, no male should be responsible for anything stupid he says or does once he's got a woody. Trust me, it probably did seem like a good idea.

 

[Sniffy38]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I suggest he move on to patio furniture.

I still blush when we go to the lawn and garden center.

 

[kahskye]

Isn't it amazing the things people think "seems like a good idea" at the time?

You said it, how about 18 hamsters up your rectum? Read on . . .

http://www.neal.gjovik.isgay.com/?loc=your.city&gen=m&story=12

 

[Taximom]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


I still blush when we go to the lawn and garden center.

There was a little metal washer lying on the floor in the basement today and I just cracked up. Between the backyard and my dh's toolbox I'm laughing to myself all day!!!