The "Everything Michael Jackson" Thread

the original tez said:
There are tapes? OMG, I'd love to hear Jermaine's excuse for those. Oh, wait, that is someone impersonating him on those tapes. I'm sure that will be the excuse for those.:eek:
Of course there are tapes! Any ghostwriter/biographer worth their salt will have a recorder going. When you're dealing with people's memories, its handy to have a source you can keep going back to and not keep calling up the subject and having them refresh the memory,etc.

I'd love to have Howard Stern buy them up and broadcast them over Sirius.
 
the original tez said:
Hey, then Jermaine can move out and support his about 10 children. Cause I don't think he will be living at the family compound if this gets published.
You misunderstood--the bidding war will be for the tapes, not the book. Which means Jones will profit, not Jermaine.
 
BillyGoatGruff said:
I'm probably offending somebody, but to be blunt, JW is a cult, not a religion, and one designed for people with less than stellar IQs. Any religion that puts a physical limit to the number of souls that can enter into heaven, and then announces, on a semi-regular basis that the world is coming to an end and gives actual dates that come and go with, surprise, no world ending, was created by someone either several slices short of a loaf or ahd absolutely no respect for the intelligence of his followers. What i never understood is if there is a phsyical restiction to the size of heaven and the number of souls allowed in, why knock on doors trying to recruit? Wouldn't heaven be more comfortable if it wasn't as crowded? What if there aren't enough chairs?


No offense taken here, I agree with you 100% that JW is a cult.
 
BillyGoatGruff said:
You misunderstood--the bidding war will be for the tapes, not the book. Which means Jones will profit, not Jermaine.
The story of my life, LOL Ok, well Jermaine still may have a few problems staying at the family compound unless he can convince MJ or whoever is in charge that those tapes are a "recording malfunction.":D

Sorry BillyGoatGruff, I must have been reading too fast. Or else my reading comprehension is on vacation. LOL
 
BillyGoatGruff said:
You misunderstood--the bidding war will be for the tapes, not the book. Which means Jones will profit, not Jermaine.

Ok then...Jermaine and his tribe remain at the :laugh: "family compound" and he gets to continue kissing Jackson butt for free room and board.
 
Goody said:
O, how mean. Loretta Lynn beat up more than one of her husband's girlfriends. She made a bundle on "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" and "Fist City." And let's not forget the duet she did with Ernest Tubb called "Sweet Thang." It had a line in it that went, "Let me tell all you barroom Roses that if Sweet Thang should happen by, If you blink more than once, you better have something in your eye." LOL! We called her a spitfire.
I don't think she took her kids with her to beat up her husband's mistress, though. That's what makes it truly trashy--not the beating up the other woman part.
 
Goody said:
How do you know? She might have parked her butt in the first pew every Sunday morning, too. LOL!
Hey, you might not be aware of the fact, but Ma Barker gave newspaper interviews back in the day. She was a church-going woman (everyone was back then) but she never denied what her family did was criminal. So as dysfunctional as that family was (down to the last bullet), at least they were more honest about themselves than the Jacksons.

As families and their psycho-dynamics go, I would put the Jacksons somewhere in between the Julio-Claudians (with Michael as a conglomerate of Tiberius, Caligula & Nero) and such fictional families as those seen in such movies as
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THE HILLS HAVE EYES & SPIDERBABY. While Jacko might not have the physical build of Leatherface, he certainly has the obession with covering his face (and those of MacCauly Culkin's--I mean, his children).
 
Marine Mom said:
Ok then...Jermaine and his tribe remain at the :laugh: "family compound" and he gets to continue kissing Jackson butt for free room and board.
I am sure that perv MJ won't let him stay once the contents of those tapes are out.:laugh:
 
BillyGoatGruff said:
I don't think she took her kids with her to beat up her husband's mistress, though. That's what makes it truly trashy--not the beating up the other woman part.
I think beating up ANYBODY is trashy.:hand:
 
shopper said:
No offense taken here, I agree with you 100% that JW is a cult.
Sorry...what's JW, I missed it...or is it obvious and it's just flyin' right over my head :blushing:

Jehovah's Witness? Duh!:doh: right? :slap: :crazy: <---edit after I thought of it.
 
BillyGoatGruff said:
Of course there are tapes! Any ghostwriter/biographer worth their salt will have a recorder going. When you're dealing with people's memories, its handy to have a source you can keep going back to and not keep calling up the subject and having them refresh the memory,etc.

I'd love to have Howard Stern buy them up and broadcast them over Sirius.
I'd sign up for Sirius just to hear those tapes!!!!
 
BillyGoatGruff said:
I'm probably offending somebody, but to be blunt, JW is a cult, not a religion, and one designed for people with less than stellar IQs. Any religion that puts a physical limit to the number of souls that can enter into heaven, and then announces, on a semi-regular basis that the world is coming to an end and gives actual dates that come and go with, surprise, no world ending, was created by someone either several slices short of a loaf or ahd absolutely no respect for the intelligence of his followers. What i never understood is if there is a phsyical restiction to the size of heaven and the number of souls allowed in, why knock on doors trying to recruit? Wouldn't heaven be more comfortable if it wasn't as crowded? What if there aren't enough chairs?
I used to be a JW, and I supposedly have all my poop in a group and my intelligence has been tested above average. I was having a hard time emotionally when I studied and was baptized. However, once the mental fog cleared and I no longer needed a crutch (which in my case instead of booze or drugs, I chose religion), I came to my senses.

I can elaborate on the 144,000 idea though. The JWs feel that only 144,000 are going to heaven and everyone else that is saved during Armageddon has an "earthly hope." This means they will be making the Earth as beautiful as it was at the time of the Garden of Eden.

I also had a problem with proclaiming the world was going to end, and the date would pass, and I looked like a complete dolt. :slap:

Sorry for going o/t. Continue on my good friends!!!!
 
Goody said:
O, how mean. Loretta Lynn beat up more than one of her husband's girlfriends. She made a bundle on "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" and "Fist City." And let's not forget the duet she did with Ernest Tubb called "Sweet Thang." It had a line in it that went, "Let me tell all you barroom Roses that if Sweet Thang should happen by, If you blink more than once, you better have something in your eye." LOL! We called her a spitfire.


I thought Loretta Lynn beat up some g/f that was on her property? It's not right, but if my husband had a g/f and she came to my home or my business, if I took a notion, I'd beat her up too.
 
deandaniellws said:
I am sure that perv MJ won't let him stay once the contents of those tapes are out.:laugh:
Of course he will - he needs him to deny the tapes, say it isn't his voice, it's some Jewish plot against him using an actor, it's racist, etc....

Any family member not on the take is a danger to the whole scheme!
 
Details said:
Of course he will - he needs him to deny the tapes, say it isn't his voice, it's some Jewish plot against him using an actor, it's racist, etc....

Any family member not on the take is a danger to the whole scheme!
I agree with your last point, lock, stock, and barrel.:chicken:
 
So - last night on the CNBC program 'The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch', the following guests appeared: Diane Dimond, Stacy Brown, Michelle Caruso, Brian Oxman.

They discussed Jermaine's book proposal which contained all those explosive allegations about MJ, and Jermaine's subsequent appearance on Larry King Live, where he denied making the statements. Stacey Brown then revealed he has all of Jermaine's statements on audiotape, plus there's a paper trail to document his and Jermaine's shopping the book proposal to various publishers. Stacey has retained attorney Mel Sachs to pursue a slander suit against Jermaine for calling Stacey a liar.

The transcript of the show has been posted to the Usenet newsgroup alt.music.michael-jackson. If you can't access the group via your newsreader, you can access and read the transcript via Google Groups. To do so, go to www.google.com. Then, click on 'Groups'. That will take you to the Google Groups page, where you will next type in the following phrase (including quotes) "Donny Deutsch Transcript". Clicking the Search button will display a page that shows a link to the thread that opens with the first part of the transcript. Underneath that link is the following statement:

[size=-0]In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 1 already displayed.
If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included.


In Google Groups, click on that highlighted 'repeat the search...' line, and it will then display all five threads (the transcript was split into five sections for posting).

Here's a couple juicy quotes, just to show you it's totally worth going to read:

BRIAN OXMAN: ...
[/size]these aren't Jermaine's words, these are Stacy Brown's creation and fiction and really imagination.

Mr. BROWN: Well, Brian, it's--it's amazing that you would take that position when you came to me at Neverland and said to me, and I quote, that, "If I were paid any money that the Jacksons owed me, I would never have to work again."

And this bombshell:

Ms. DIMOND: ...I believe Michael Jackson is in London right now. Last I heard he was holed up at the Dorchester Hotel. ...I -- I have very, very good sources, very close to the family and other places. I also understand that all of his bodyguards have now quit. Michael Jackson is wandering around, I think, trying to figure out where--where to go next with the nanny of his children, a woman named Grace, and his three children. No bodyguards, no entourage, no makeup or hair people, not--nothing. Just him.


***

I guess the funds really have begun drying up. No bodyguards! No entourage!

And, of course, his f'loons are going positively *nuts*.
 
HeartofTexas said:
MJ would only be moving on the beach if he was being carried by two men on each side. The only thig MJ does for himself is molest children. Other than that, he pays to have someone else do it.
:laugh: You mean OWE someone else to do it
 

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