"The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon"

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Eire said:
Well of course. Now that you put it that way, it makes perfect sense. I don't know what I was thinking earlier. Maybe we should start pulling people aside for random nipple ring searches. Damn, I can't ever fly again.
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Some of our brave freedom fighters right here on WS would be the first to volunteer for this dangerous but critical front-line duty to protect our country. Adnoid, Cal? Where are you guys? They are the real heroes.

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

front line duty...I crack myself up.
 
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