This is one way to pass a urine test...

[Steely Dan]

http://news.yahoo.com/police-man-called-threats-avoid-urine-tests-013523781.html

Police: Man called in threats to avoid urine tests
APAP – Thu, Dec 15, 2011

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Police say an Alaska man twice called in bomb threats to a probation office to avoid urine tests.

Anchorage police spokesman Lt. Dave Parker says that 44-year-old Bryant K. Brown was arrested Thursday on two counts of terroristic threatening.

Parker says bomb threats were called into the state Department of Corrections Adult Probation Office on Nov. 22 and Nov. 23 — the same days Brown was scheduled for surprise urine tests....

I don't know how I'd respond to that if I worked there. Would I be mad, or happy because I got some time off? :waitasec:

 

[Donjeta]

This is way back in time but someone once called in bomb threats to his school in my old hometown because he wanted to see an Ice hockey match that was on TV that day.