Toe Sucking Burglar in Florida

[AS77]

I’m at a loss for words

https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article238935108.html

 

[Barnabas]

Why did I open this

I like the “a fight ensued” part haha

 

[PayrollNerd]

You can tap on the “report” link and have an admin update the title.

Rather bizarre story too.

From the link:

A toe-sucking burglar broke into a Bradenton home on Christmas Eve and got into a fight with a resident, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies who responded to a home on 60th Avenue West were told that the victim was sleeping in his bedroom when he was awakened by the suspect sucking on his toes, according to an incident report.

The victim asked the suspect what he was doing and the suspect simply stated he “was there to suck toes,” according to the report.

Deputies say a fight ensued and during the fight the suspect attempted to grab his genitals and then threatened the victim saying he had a gun.

Read more here: https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article238935108.html#storylink=cpy

 

[PayrollNerd]

Why did I open this

I like the “a fight ensued” part haha

The swabbing of DNA from the victims toes...... oh my.

 

[sans_soleil]

"The victim asked the suspect what he was doing and the suspect simply stated he “was there to suck toes,” according to the report." by far my favourite part of the article. i am losing it.

 

[Officer Dibble]

My first words would not be What Are you Doing

 

[Filly]

What?

Seriously? Now I have to go look up toe suckers in every State?

 

[FrostOwl]

Wonder where this man is now? Fergie's toe sucker is in battle with his former wife | Daily Mail Online

 

[AlwaysShocked]

Being awakened while asleep in one's bed by a stranger, I suppose there are worse things said stranger could be doing than sucking one's toes!

But wait. Did it say in the article that the toe sucker was a stranger to the victim?

 

[squareandrabbet]

Word to your bros/I came to suck toes

 

[Kakidoll]

Bradenton, why does this not surprise me....