Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Scientology - MERGED THREADS

[HeartofTexas]

Her belly button looks like a button from a couch cushion...

However, if you look at her picture where you can really see her tummy, her bellybutton appears to be an "in-ie", and not an "out-ie".

 

[nanandjim]

When I heard about Nicoles pregnancy I attributed it to Tom using Viagra instead of vitamins. He was said to be basically non sexual before then and with Viagra coming out I think it helped him be able to have sex with his wife. It is likely how Katey got preggers. Without it and with female partners I don't think his "member" was up to the challange.

I agree. Didn't Mimi Rogers say that there sex life was like being married to a Monk? That about sums it up...

 

[nanandjim]

Okay, here's my big analysis of this whole stupid TomKatKitten ordeal. Remember when Tom jumped on Oprah's couch like a Thetan gone mad? I checked the dates, and that was May 23, 2005. The funeral in Austalia was February 17, 2006.

My guess is that Tom had just found out Katie was pregnant with his love spawn the day he appeared on Oprah, which is why he went totally bonkers. If you date the pregnancy from then, and zoom thru to the pix we saw of her while in Australia where she definitely looked pregnant, then I would say the baby was probably born shortly after returning from the Australia trip... either late February or early March. That would work out pretty well from the May 23 appearance on Oprah's show, I think.

Am I out of the loop?? What would be the purpose of the baby being born and then hiding it? :waitasec:

 

[HeartofTexas]

What would be the purpose of the baby being born and then hiding it?

I did a post last night that explained why (if you stretch your imagination!). Mainly because Tom is a control freak, and therefore feels like he's in charge. But also because there is so much bad publicity about him right now, and he's out there doing damage control at an unprecedented rate for him (in anticipation of MI III's release), so they don't want his private life (baby being born) to interfere with his publicity junket for the movie. After the movie comes out, he'll probably announce the baby's birth. Obviously, this is all just conjecture.

 

[Camper]

Okay, here's my big analysis of this whole stupid TomKatKitten ordeal. Remember when Tom jumped on Oprah's couch like a Thetan gone mad? I checked the dates, and that was May 23, 2005. The funeral in Austalia was February 17, 2006.

My guess is that Tom had just found out Katie was pregnant with his love spawn the day he appeared on Oprah, which is why he went totally bonkers. If you date the pregnancy from then, and zoom thru to the pix we saw of her while in Australia where she definitely looked pregnant, then I would say the baby was probably born shortly after returning from the Australia trip... either late February or early March. That would work out pretty well from the May 23 appearance on Oprah's show, I think.

--->>>Hey there I was just reading from bottom of page 16, and just headed into page 17, and I had begun to think back about the [size=+1]OPRAH COUCH[/size] then I got to your post!!!!!! WEll boy howdy the numbers work donut they.

As an expert on pregnancy, having given birth to 8 of my own. HER belly is way too OUT there with no evidence of donut eating from the top of the roundness to under the boozum. THERE is ZERO transition from Belly Ball to REALITY. I cast one vote fer the BABY IS HERE already. SOMEWHERE THERE IS A REAL BABY, LYING IN cradle etc.

WONDER IF HER PARENTS KNOW? MAYBE this is how they got to keep the baby away from mommy, without Katies parents knowledge?

Hmmm, the plot thickens.

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[Marine Mom]

Cruise: I will eat placenta

He told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/22342268?source=PA

Now i'm really beginning to believe the words from Cruise are deliberately being said to wind the media up.

and, of course, to keep his name firmly in place.

i have heard some mothers do this (?) but what earthly benefit would it be for anyone else?

Cruise: I will eat placenta 2

But when it was pointed out it would be a big meal, he added: 'OK. Maybe I won't.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=383330&in_page_id=1773

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For someone who's already under the microscope because of his weirdness, why make a statement like that? He's really lost it! I'm surprised he didn't discuss side dishes.

 

[BhamMama]

And if baby is here, what happened to the plan that they were not going to use Nanny services, that Katie was gonna stay home and be mommy?

Can't be mommy on the spot if you are out shopping for shoes or doing damage control for the nut you're with, right?

Camper, I agree, she's too skinny in the neck and chest, the stomach just POPs right on out there with no gradual anything. Having been there a number of times myself, it never resembled a beachball! A small whale maybe or like I swallowed a water bison, but never a beachball.

(and you've beat me by 1! I begged dh to let me make it an even number lol)

 

[BhamMama]

For someone who's already under the microscope because of his weirdness, why make a statement like that? He's really lost it! I'm surprised he didn't discuss side dishes.

rofl! What would one have with placenta? It's a hearty, earthy dish...rutabagas maybe? Curry powder and a pinch of brown sugar?

 

[HeartofTexas]

Cruise: I will eat placenta

I know, Marinemom. Even Google, which is ultra conservative on what it reports on the front page of its news site has a big caption about Tom eating the placenta, with 133 sites under it that are carrying the article. Sure, it's a joke... but this man really doesn't have much room left for weird jokes. All of the publicity he's gotten in the last 10 months has been pitiful. I think he's living in such a Scientology-warped bubble that he doesn't believe he's anything less than the next savior. I pray movie ticket sales for MI III are so low that the man tumbles into oblivion.

 

[NewMom2003]

rofl! What would one have with placenta? It's a hearty, earthy dish...rutabagas maybe? Curry powder and a pinch of brown sugar?

Uuhg! I think I'm going to lose my breakfast.

When I was a teenager I was in love with TC after seeing Risky Business. Now I think he's a complete idiotic moron. Someone said above that he's showing some Michael Jackson characteristics. I think that's true. When and if this "baby" ever does become public, will he stick a blanket or scarf over it's head??? :silenced: :waitasec:

 

[Floh]

Desperate measures!

TOM'S PALS WARP PARADE POLL



ing. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers! One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone, all blaming the media for Tom's troubles. We also discovered that at least two other machines were the sources of inordinate numbers of votes.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

(you'll need to scroll down the page to find this snippet.)

 

[Floh]

Uuhg! I think I'm going to lose my breakfast.

When I was a teenager I was in love with TC after seeing Risky Business. Now I think he's a complete idiotic moron. Someone said above that he's showing some Michael Jackson characteristics. I think that's true. When and if this "baby" ever does become public, will he stick a blanket or scarf over it's head??? :silenced: :waitasec:

No doubt because it's highly unlikely to resemble him !

 

[HeartofTexas]

Floh, I agree! The numbers on the poll were absurd, especially when you read the comments left on the Parade Forum following the publication of the article. Not ONE single comment about Tom was positive, which was in direct conflict with what the poll numbers showed. That's pretty darn sad, too... to have to have fake poll numbers to bolster your sagging ego, sagging ratings, and sagging status.

 

[IdahoMom]

rofl! What would one have with placenta? It's a hearty, earthy dish...rutabagas maybe? Curry powder and a pinch of brown sugar?

Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[BhamMama]

Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:7drS-Tp_XT9bYM:www.erie.gov/sheriff/graphics/hannibal06.jpg

ROFL!

 

[IdahoMom]

ROFL!

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[Hbgchick]

My mother always said: Couples who are happy at home don't have to be all over each other in public. I think she's right.

What excellent words of wisdom! Not just applied to Tom and Katie, but anyone. Thanks Thinkoflaura.

 

[Camper]

WEll forget about a blanket er scarf over babeees head.
Just convert that huge black flouncy maternity dress of Katies, the one with the big ruffle at the bottom.

Take one Large beach umbrella, add a bit of fabric at the top, put four eye holes at the adult ? level, and two little baby eye holes a little farther down, and they can cover up the whole Cruise family when they take babee fer a walk.

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[ljwf22]

I can't believe how riveted I am to this saga...my husband would be appalled. The more I read about Scientology the more I am flabbergasted that people actually fall for it. Tommy (he's acting like a little kid so it fits) is digging himself further into oblivion with every interview. Katie I feel badly for, but she made her choices (I think). The baby is REALLY a victim. Maybe Katie will wake up and run home to Ohio....... :slap:

 

[HeartofTexas]

LJWF, I know what you mean. I'm riveted, too, in a "look at the wreck on the freeway" kind of way. If you take the Scientology part (ewwww!) and combine it with the Matt Lauer interview, the Oprah couch-jumping episode, the lashing out at Brooke Shields, the huge toothy grins they're both sporting, the mysterious "bump" of a pregnancy, it's enough wild ingredients to whip anyone into a frenzy. I totally dislike Cruise and could care less about Katie one way or the other, but put them together and you have a freak show that is unparalleled except when compared to Michael Jackson. And since he took his road show all the way to Bahrain, they're the closest state-side show we've got going. And since ol' Tom boy seems oblivious to why we're all gawking, he keeps delivering day after day with such anomalies as "eating the placenta", "she loves cupcakes", and how "cute she looks with her tongue sticking out of her mouth when she smiles". They're like the side show at the circus.