Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Niner]

Here's what I've collected as the "catch phrases" for Casey's trial (so far...) If you have more - please add on!

* Who are you?

*Cart before the horse...

*Does that make sense?

*Helicopters...

*Do you understand?

*Mercy...

*the 1 - 10 scale

*I won't keep you too long.

*Do you think you can do that?

*May I call you Miss 1234

*You've heard the Judge, any questions?

*Victim impact "evidence" <evidence?? should that not be Victim impact STATEMENTS??!! :maddening: sorry... :crazy: makes me crazy when they 'evidence'

*Do you understand Death means Death!

*51 49 tipping of the scales...

*Can you follow that instruction?

 

[ebedeeb]

"The state has asked you many of the questions I was going to ask"
"Please excuse me, seems Ive caught a summer cold"

 

[Horace Finklestein]

"It's not a numbers game, it's a matter of weight. That means you might have 5 from one column and 1 in the other. 5 doesn't necessarily win."

"slow down"

"The princely sum of 30$ a day"

"candor"

 

[ZsaZsa]

You said you think Miss Anthony is clearly guilty.
But, can you set that opinion aside? :waitasec:

 

[Noddy]

I'm going to piggyback off Ms. Drane Burdick's questions. smile/snort.

 

[BigFatMommyDog]

If it pleases the court

The Nancy Grace ENTERTAINMENT Show

(deleted - repeat)

Sacred rights

Cloaked

 

[Wise Old Owl]

Did you heed my previous admonitions?

 

[luvmy4brats]

My favorite:

"I think she's guilty!"

 

[BigFatMommyDog]

This is the only time we have to have this dialogue/conversation/opportunity

 

[Horace Finklestein]

Are you a blogger?

No tweeting.

 

[ZsaZsa]

You're acting like a two year old!

 

[belle3]

equivocation!!

 

[21merc7]

rehabilitate the juror

 

[luv]

Can you compartmentalize everything you have previously heard about this case?
Can you explain to me how you are going to do that?
(Or something along those lines.)

 

[mobius99]

I see any pink elephants in the room!
DENIED!

 

[Niner]

My favorite:

"I think she's guilty!"

WOW! Completed forgot that one!! How could I? LOL!

 

[BigFatMommyDog]

can we have a minute judge?

 

[Baznme]

Good afternoon - at 9am
Good afternoon - at 10am
Good afternoon - at 11am
Good afternoon - at 1:30pm

Sheesh - does JB even know what time it is?

 

[A_News_Junkie]

Hardship.
Dismissed for cause.
Pre-trial publicity.
LETHAL INJECTION.......AF saying, you realize she will remain in jail until KILLED by lethal injection.
YOUR HONOR
OBJECTION

 

[A_News_Junkie]

WAIT - one more:
Judge Perry: MRS anthony! :great::floorlaugh::great:

PS - NINER, I was in a horrible mood all day and this thread really cheered me up - THANK YOU!