Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[atthelake]

In response to Baez again during jury selection trying to limit media coverage....

HHJP "We don't live in Egypt. We don't live in Libya. There's a thing called the First Amendment. Whether we like it or not, it's in the Constitution."

 

[Joanner]

Judge Perry: Well, if you don't know, I don't know.

 

[atthelake]

Day One we have a quote from one of our WS'ers Eidetic....

"The bombshell is that they (the defense) bombed."

 

[atthelake]

DAY 2 Quote of the day, by someone else though - After JB is now seen for 2 days in a row that he really is working for the SAO! UnFB!!!!

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
--Napoleon Bonaparte (and Florida States Attorney's Office!)

 

[wonders]

Trial Catch-Phrases

JB's constant "NOW".

"now blaah blaah blaah"!

 

[ScubaTwinn]

HHJP ........if we're going to play this game, then I'm gonna play a game.

 

[Quiche]

Were you present on June 16th at the Anthony home when Caylee Anthony drowned in the pool.

No, I wasn't.

 

[ScubaTwinn]

ha ha ha, HLN is saying the catch phrase this morning was "Hot Body Contest".

 

[GennyMac]

She was happy, happy to see me, and havin a Good Ole' Time

 

[txsvicki]

Repeat of Tony L.: She was "having a good ole time".
Baez: "Something's not right with this girl".

 

[bananarama]

Amy H., on "where was Caylee?"

"She was at the beach with the nanny and her mom, she was at the theme parks, she was pretty much doing a tour of Florida!"

 

[watergirl]

A massive explosion of mother and daughter. -AH

 

[Mamabear1963]

Mister Baez

 

[larryphx]

Mr. Beaz don't forget your file again...

 

[ami]

"You are recollecting what you remember?" [JB to Simon Birch]

"Conscrewed" [HHJP] -- my personal favorite so far!

 

[mombomb]

Is it time for a "special break"? wink wink. I love the cute way HHJBP says this.

 

[Liz]

JB: "Aaannnd ..."

 

[ahi]

5. "Stretch Break" (HHJP)

4. "Do....NOT...go...there!" (HHJP)

3. "Objection!...We would, at this time, renew our motion for a mistrial, based upon the evidence the state has presented, the impermissible evidence of remorse, and the impermissible character assination evidence that has been numerously rejected to on various levels." (JB)

2. "Bulging Belly" (JB)

and the #1 trial catch-phrase.........






"Do you know Tot Mom?"
(Taken from a fellow WS'er regarding Voir Dire)

 

[Starshine28]

I love how HHJP says specific...it sounds like "pacific"

 

[lowens1975]

JB: Sidebar, your Honor?