Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Justin Tyme]

HHJP -So we don't have the jurors jumping up like pop tarts! Or words to that effect.

 

[CementPond]

OMG NO!!! You've got to be kidding! :floorlaugh: I think that's got to be the best one so far.

I had to go out today and totally missed that. I have to go watch the videos now to see what I missed.

JB to Yuri: "Did you ask her if she ever commited suicide?"

 

[catnron]

JB to Yuri: "Did you ask her if she ever commited suicide?"

lol I missed that one!! It does sound just like JB :floorlaugh:

 

[Crabcake23]

HHJP: I. Am. Not. Stopping. Anymore. For. You. To. Get. A. File.

 

[YellowSubmarine]

HHJP: What say the defense?

Now when my kids ask for something, I mimic the judge: What say Dad? LOL

I did the same thing! The other night my daughter was going to a friends house for an end of school party. I asked her a bunch of questions and then when I was done, I actually said "I have no further questions"


Another one I like:

HHJP: Lets let the jury take a "special" break

 

[JustJax]

One more from Jose who makes it up as he goes along....(BBM)

JB: "The answer to that is - in defending this case we have been faced with numerous types of issues - we've had to prioritize those issues and the practice of our craft has been one in which we have addressed more important first and many issues come up at a later time"

 

[Brassband]

HHJP: :Makes me no nevermind

lol. Love that!

 

[txsvicki]

Almost all of them who talk: Absolutely! Oh, Absolutely!

Bleck!

 

[mombomb]

Motion for Mistrial Denied

 

[Niner]

haven't read the recent ones, but this one cam eup today!

HHJP: Now let's move on!

 

[BetteDavisEyes]

Paraphrasing Jose Baez in court yesterday (6/3): "Your Honor, counsel plans a strategy."

No kidding, JB, and I thought I caught a subtle from HHJP on that profound ditty

 

[cluciano63]

I don't know why, but I love when Judge Perry says "You may publish."

 

[RSDhoping for a cure]

JB; Miss Anthony's world
JB; Let me ask it this way

 

[realdeal]

HHJB: "Mr. Ba-ezzzzzzzzzzzz"

I heard the judge draw out his name like that today.

Love it when he says that! It's usually when JB has done something expecially "doofusy"...and you can just hear the judge's eyes roll!

 

[Miaa]

I love HHJP-isms. It's the inflection of his voice.

You may approach...the bench.

You may publish.

You may continue.

 

[RR0004]

Jurors to Baez: "I don't understand the question?" "Was that a question?"

...and Yuri's (say it ain't so!) "reached out to"...a favorite Anthony catch phrase.

 

[yllek]

Some exchanges that made me smile recently (paraphrased to the best of my recollection)

Every other day:
Baez: "Your Honor, at this time we'd like to file a motion for mistrial...."
Judge Perry: "Motion for mistrial denied"

Day 8:
Mason (to witness): "Look at me, I'm over here" (when witness was looking at jury)
Judge Perry: "Mr. Mason, all she has to do is answer your questions"
Mason (to witness): "So the correct answer, is "no sir Mr. Mason, I did not"
Witness: "Okay, no sir, I did not"

Day 9 and 10:
Judge Perry (to the jury): "I think I have the hamburger issue all sorted out"
yllek: the most likeable and smartest public person right now is the Honorable Judge Belvin Perry, imo

Day 10:
Ashton (objecting to Baez's cross of hair band expert): "Everything he's saying to impeach the witness is what she already stated herself; he is bolstering her testimony!"
Judge Perry: "I'm going to allow him to bolster the state witness's testimony"

 

[yllek]

One more...

Judge Perry to Baez: "YOU'RE objecting on grounds of foundation?"...

 

[Betty Boop]

I don't know why, but I love when Judge Perry says "You may publish."

Me, too <giggle>. He says it with exuberance . . . !!!
:great::woohoo::great:

 

[diboo]

My latest favorite from Judge BP :
"Mr. Ba-ezzz Do...Not...Go...There!!!!!"