Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Previous Admonitions]

Did you heed my previous admonitions?

Love this thread, love Judge Perry .... had to chime in here w/my first post because I had chosen my user name based on one of his "go to" phrases (before I saw this thread!). I guess if I stick around for a while my posts will serve as a constant reminder of the awesomeness that is HHJP.

 

[MrsT]

JB: Objection, blah blah blah
HHJP: overruled.

5 seconds later:
JB: Objection, blah blah blah
HHJP: overruled

5 seconds later (again):
JB: Objection, blah blah blah
HHJP: overruled
JB: may be have a sidebar?
HHJP: NO!

 

[Plumeria5]

Ok, I'll start...

JB- "Have you consulted Dr Vass?"

Dr Vass- "I AM Dr Vass!"

 

[Nali87]

JB: Did you ask the defendant whether she committed suicide?

 

[pipkins]

sorry but I get the giggles every time JB brings out his drawing board

 

[AlwaysShocked]

Jose Baez: "We'll get back to that later. I want to go in a different direction now...."


and

"Doctor, have you ever seen......Strike that! (pause) Doctor, in your experience.....Let me start again! (pause) Doctor, can you say that....."

 

[Mamabear1963]

LDB. "I don't work for you"

JB. "the check is in the mail"

 

[Serjen]

IORNY....

MAG...."close enough"

 

[spcagrl]

This gas can.....that for 20 years, has been a part of you.....

 

[itsyourworld]

JB: How much were you paid for your deposition?

Witness: I still have not been paid by the defense, sir.

 

[Sleuths4Me]

Funny enough to put in my siggy

"You have never studied that because of course, you haven't studied that." -Jose Baez :waitasec:

 

[Serjen]

"You are not a chemist" REPEAT 400 times

 

[BonKai]

JB: Did you ask the defendant whether she committed suicide?

The best part about that one was Yuri's response (including the look on his face) :floorlaugh:

 

[CN2Souls]

JA: Objection (to what JB was stating)
HJP: Sustained
JB: WHO?? (As JB he looks around the courtroom…) :floorlaugh:

 

[Cross Creek]

The one that got me also was when JB asked AL if the defendent had bought chloroform at JC Penneys!! They must have expanded their inventory, wonder what department that would be in? :floorlaugh:

 

[zoey]

JA: Objection (to what JB was stating)
HJP: Sustained
JB: WHO?? (As JB he looks around the courtroom…) :floorlaugh:

along the same line....of jb being sustained---when he more or less objects to HHJP sustaining him and HHJP says SUSTAINED MR BAEZ MOVE ALONG

 

[Phumi]

JB "Now, when a person is alive, hair is on top of the head. Correct?"

 

[Phumi]

along the same line....of jb being sustained---when he more or less objects to HHJP sustaining him and HHJP says SUSTAINED MR BAEZ MOVE ALONG

Love when that happens...
AND

JB "Your Honor, may I approach?"

HHJP "No."

 

[The Farm]

JB is a sideshow for sure. Maybe he should give up on being a lawyer and look for another line of work after this is all said and done.

 

[stilettos]

Love when that happens...
AND

JB "Your Honor, may I approach?"

HHJP "No."

Yeah that HHJP "No" comes out with irritation and authority alot!