Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Linda7NJ]

:floorlaugh:Jose wanted the jury to think the "sniffer machine" is gonna be this years Christmas must have gift! Like everyone is gonna want one after the late night infomercial like it's a George Foreman Grill:floorlaugh:

 

[spyhouston]

DS: Now, tell me, Dr. Hall, blah blah blah...
JB: Bock
DS: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dr. Bock. Can you tell me.........

 

[Phoebeb]

Dr. Bock and surprise reaction by JP:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2205535777544&oid=163757963687277&comments

Hilarious.

 

[Phoebeb]

DS: Now, tell me, Dr. Hall, blah blah blah...
JB: Bock
DS: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dr. Bock. Can you tell me.........

DS: It's been a long day already...

 

[strach304]

His Honor "I'm trying to wonder"

LOL! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[strach304]

JB: there is no relevance, unless of course the state wants to say its relevant.

Really? :waitasec:

 

[AvalonBlue]

You will see urine and semen while wearing orange goggles. :crazy:

...And that is why I will never wear orange goggles again...

:nono:

 

[jentara]

jb:"blah blah blah...is it not?"

 

[costalpilot]

"A dog" snicker snicker.

" A DOG"

 

[MissJames]

Dr. Bock and surprise reaction by JP:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2205535777544&oid=163757963687277&comments

Hilarious.

:giggle:
That was edited to look like HH was laughing at Bock,but it's still pretty funny.
If the judge laughed at an expert witnesses opinion,I think there would be grounds for a mistrial :crazy:
She sure caught Ashton off guard. :crazy:

 

[shaye]

Dr. Lillian Glass is saying KC has new bumps on each side of her forehead, lol.

:dervish: :dervish:

 

[twall]

Poll done by WFTV-

The adults who participated in the poll overwhelmingly believe the evidence the state is putting forward, while it appears they trust Jose Baez just a little more than they trust Casey.

The poll showed 8 out of 10 give a thumbs up to prosecutor Jeff Ashton and for Linda Drane-Burdick, the number is slightly higher.

But for the defense, Cheney Mason scores just 5 and a half out of 10, and Jose Baez is the least trusted with a score of just 3.8. And if Casey takes the stand, the poll shows her believability is just 1.9 in 10.

http://www.wftv.com/caseyanthony/28304195/detail.html

Revelent parts BBM. I laughed when I read them! :floorlaugh:

 

[Americka]

JB to GA: "You had no idea that the last time you saw her would be the last time you saw her?"*

*Not funny considering Baez is referring to Caylee. Just demonstrative of the fact the man lacks command of the English language.

 

[LEFT-COASTER]

Bill S. in his breakdown this am.. described the the DT as
"Big Hat NO Cattle "

lol

 

[jane the dood]

He could tell you horror stories!
Oh lawd, Dr. Spitz...you made me laugh so hard!

 

[jane the dood]

Jeff Ashton is so awesome!
I wish I could find an actual image from
the exchange with Dr. Bock, but his
comic double take at the end made me fall off my chair!

 

[jane the dood]

"Jose-isms" deserve their own thread
He'd be funnier if he weren't so arrogant and irritating!
(Digital art is my hobby, so forgive me for getting carried away )

 

[ScubaTwinn]

"And what other kind of meaningless work do you do?"

 

[Etilema]

JB to GA: "You had no idea that the last time you saw her would be the last time you saw her?"*

*Not funny considering Baez is referring to Caylee. Just demonstrative of the fact the man lacks command of the English language.

And what was GA supposed to say? "Yes, I realized I would never see her again when she left with her mother as usual."

 

[Etilema]

Good afternoon - at 9am
Good afternoon - at 10am
Good afternoon - at 11am
Good afternoon - at 1:30pm

Sheesh - does JB even know what time it is?

I notice he corrected himself on that this morning!