Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Gnatcatcher]

I'm watching all the JVM's I have on DVR which I never got to watch during the trial, and I'm up to the day the defense rested (June 30). After the clip of Casey standing up saying she won't be testifying ... :

JVM: "Wow! I was waiting, I wanted to hear her. Judge Larry Sidlin, she is the consumate liar, she convinced everyone of her lies. So why? Wouldn't this be her crowning moment? The piece de la resistance? The moment that she's been waiting for her whole life, to lie to the world and have us ... what a challenge ! Why didn't she take it?"

JLS: "Because SHE'S A MEATBALL!"

 

[Little Black Dress]

Just had to say what a great thread I think this is! Thanks tons for everyone's contributions.

 

[Concerned Papa]

Lawd! I may have to bid on this one, LOL LOL!

Description reads:

"Halloween is only a few months away. Forget Freddy, Jason, Meyers.....Tot Mom latex rubber mask, possibly the most frightening mask on the planet.

I bet Nancy Grace would love one of these."

http://cgi.ebay.com/CASEY-ANTHONY-L...484?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cba4ffacc

I'm betting the seller's last name isn't Anthony, LOL!

 

[RR0004]

Lawd! I may have to bid on this one, LOL LOL!

Description reads:



I'm betting the seller's last name isn't Anthony, LOL!

Wow...stores will make a fortune selling these...that's if anyone could stand wearing it. Personally, I couldn't. I'd have to spit on myself. (lol)

 

[greycoupon]

I'm watching all the JVM's I have on DVR which I never got to watch during the trial, and I'm up to the day the defense rested (June 30). After the clip of Casey standing up saying she won't be testifying ... :

JVM: "Wow! I was waiting, I wanted to hear her. Judge Larry Sidlin, she is the consumate liar, she convinced everyone of her lies. So why? Wouldn't this be her crowning moment? The piece de la resistance? The moment that she's been waiting for her whole life, to lie to the world and have us ... what a challenge ! Why didn't she take it?"

JLS: "Because SHE'S A MEATBALL!"

Still doesn't top when he said she went doo doo in her pants. Or was it poo poo? (Have he and NG ever been on the same show. That would be entertaining.)

Still think DC may use a hearing aid of some sort and didn't have it in the first day. Most of the hilarity seemed to stem from him misunderstanding things he was asked. When he was recalled a few days later he was fine and had no trouble.

 

[suzihawk]

Lawd! I may have to bid on this one, LOL LOL!

Description reads:



I'm betting the seller's last name isn't Anthony, LOL!

That's truly frightening! I wonder if the ears wiggle? {{{shiver}}}

 

[Dr.Fessel]

Lawd! I may have to bid on this one, LOL LOL!

Description reads:



I'm betting the seller's last name isn't Anthony, LOL!

Might be kind of dangerous wearing it trick or treating. LOL LOL

 

[Concerned Papa]

Might be kind of dangerous wearing it trick or treating. LOL LOL

Didn't say I wuz wearin it trick or treating. I'm gonna try an get ME one of those million dollar lying gigs, LOL LOL

 

[Dr.Fessel]

Didn't say I wuz wearin it trick or treating. I'm gonna try an get ME one of those million dollar lying gigs, LOL LOL

Oh CRAP!! You are a Genius!!!

Start with Geraldo!

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::great:

 

[Concerned Papa]

Oh CRAP!! You are a Genius!!!

Start with Geraldo!

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::great:

Noooooo, no telling what his pal Jose told him went on all that time in his office!

I mean, dang, it is just a mask ya know!

 

[Dr.Fessel]

Noooooo, no telling what his pal Jose told him went on all that time in his office!

I mean, dang, it is just a mask ya know!

You are right! Never thought about that. Would probably end up in a wrestling match and black eyes and stuff.

Better go with Nancy.:woohoo::great:

 

[feistygurl]

Didn't say I wuz wearin it trick or treating. I'm gonna try an get ME one of those million dollar lying gigs, LOL LOL

Are you going to enter any hot body contests if you get it? LOL

 

[Concerned Papa]

Are you going to enter any hot body contests if you get it? LOL

Of course I will. Didn't you see them gals she was kissin on?

 

[Dr.Fessel]

Of course I will. Didn't you see them gals she was kissin on?

Oh Yeah:rocker:

 

[Dr.Fessel]

Knock, knock,Mom I am home.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[Concerned Papa]

You are right! Never thought about that. Would probably end up in a wrestling match and black eyes and stuff.

Better go with Nancy.:woohoo::great:

Dang, doesn't Shania Twain do any interviewin?

Geraldo or Mz Nancee......Think I'd rather go with the north end of a south bound mule over either one of those two!

 

[uvamerica]

Knock, knock,Mom I am home.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Daddy !!! Have you missed me ?? Where's the money? :floorlaugh:

 

[logicalgirl]

I'm sure this has been quoted before but it is still one of my favorite Baezisms - When Baez was questioning Yuri Melich, one of his questions was -

"And did you ever ask FKC if she had ever committed suicide?

Answer:..........................Ah..................No.............

:great: .............:floorlaugh: ............:great: ......

 

[BigFatMommyDog]

(sigh) I miss HHJP :-(

 

[LambChop]

(sigh) I miss HHJP :-(

Now this is someone the networks should be working a deal with. Everyone would just love him. jmo