Haha! Whenever I wanted money and a car, I would tell my dad I needed female stuff. It wasn't actually true, but he would still throw his wallet and keys in my general direction without having to make eye contact!
However, my husband doesn't give a flip. He proudly walks through the store carrying the unmentionables. He says that all the dudes know that he's got a woman

great perspective and the teenager never tries to use that excuse because it doesn't work. LOL
And really, nothing grossly arcane has been discussed regarding this issue. If you've listened to the sex tapes, I think we can handle a three letter acronym without going weak in the knees.