I live on top of a mountain in the Appalachians, and I use it to bait mouse traps. They freaking love p-nut butter lol.
So .... Are peanut butter stuffed mice tasty?
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I live on top of a mountain in the Appalachians, and I use it to bait mouse traps. They freaking love p-nut butter lol.
Well thank you very much! Now I HAVE to go look at that thing AGAIN?!?!?:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
I am such a Nosy Rosy that I won't be able to NOT look..... oh my....cover me! I'm goin in! :floorlaugh:
Fixed that for you! :thumb:
Well thank you very much! Now I HAVE to go look at that thing AGAIN?!?!?:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
I am such a Nosy Rosy that I won't be able to NOT look..... oh my....cover me! I'm goin in! :floorlaugh:
Jodi My head hurts, I'm hungry
Deputy We gave you a banana why didn't you eat it?
Jodi My brain gets scrambled when men like you give me bananas I didn't know what to do with it
Deputy Jodi WHERE IS THE BANANA?
I think I might hurl. Why does this girl have anybody standing up for her? At the cost and expense of their own reputations? Money really is the root of all evil, I guess in this case. Soulless, IMO.:furious:
Can you please share how to do a strikethrough here?
I can't figure it out!
Mmmmmm me too! Except I love Hellmans and must have salt and pepper!
Oh and if I'm feeling sassy, I very lightly toast the bread!
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One of our court observers said she sat next to a friend of LaViolette's and she was terrified to testify in the case. She must have been talking about Juan. Personally, I would give the money back and run for the hills!! lol
I do feel sorry for her since I believe she has helped many woman and men deal and overcome abuse issues. I will not be watching court today since I cannot listen to anymore of her stories. On to work...........
I eat peanut butter with pickles on Winnipeg rye bread. Yum!![]()
Can you please share how to do a strikethrough here?
I can't figure it out!
Why is there a short day today? I heard court was starting at 9:30 -- are we going to get 30 minutes of testimony in before Monday?
Grrrrr.
Mel
Look again. It is a brown Tootsie pop! The stick is pointing north.
The pop is "south"
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She has gigantic inner labia.
again, I even went as far as to pull it up. It is something I NEVER would have noticed I said until it was pointed out that I said it. Then I thought they were crazy and denied I had said that. Now I notice it ever time. No one else does, though. And I am not heavy on the southern accent either.
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20001120
November 20, 2000
might could (double modal)
David Rubin wrote:
In this neck of the woods, one not infrequently encounters the following construction:
A: Can you help me clean the gutters?
B: I might could help you out.
I've encountered two opinions on this "double subjunctive" (might could). The first says that it's just plain illiterate and incorrect. The second says that it's a survival in the American South of a usage that was once much more widely spread. Do you think y'all might could cast some more light on the subject? [David is writing from the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill.]
Well, for starters, might could isn't a double subjunctive; it's a double modal. Modals belong to a category of auxiliary verbs that includes would, ought, must, should, and have to. The subjunctive is a mode (a.k.a. "mood") of a verb, that uses the bare infinitive in many verbs in the present tenses (If he be great, let him do something to prove it), but has only one form, were, in past and conditional constructions (Would that Caesar were great!/If only Caesar were great!). The other modes are the familiar indicative (Caesar is great), and the imperative (Be great, Ceasar!/Let Caesar be great!). The vocative is also usually classed as a mode (O Caesar!). Modals took over the larger role that the subjunctive used to play, so that may be what's confusing you (or your source).
Anyhow.
The use of the double modal is definitely not "illiterate," but rather typical of regional dialect. It just happens to be largely, if not exclusively, confined to spoken language or reported speech, which says more about the intolerance of dialectal forms in "standard" written English than it does about the education level of the speaker. It's generally true that more educated Southerners tend to avoid this construction, but that's due to a prejudice of perception, not to any inherent inferiority of the use.
In fact, I doubt whether the most common double modals, "might need to" and "might've used to," would clang in most English speakers' ears. However, this dialectal use is indeed mostly concentrated in the South and South Midland, according to the Dictionary of American Regional English, which also gives the following complete list of actually occurring forms, which I think is surprisingly varied:
Because this sheriff doesn't hay from horse cookies!Then why is the sheriff going around saying they get two meals a day?
http://www.azfamily.com/news/Attorn...erfering-with-judicial-process-192389651.html
PHOENIX -- Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is known for his unconventional jail policies, which have raised complaints from inmates in the past.
If they dont like it, I would highly recommend not coming to jail, said Sheriff Arpaio.
Now it is not the inmates complaining, but attorney Jason Gronski of the Maricopa County Public Defenders office.
Weve come to find out clients are not eating, are sleep deprived, and arent able to assist us at trial, assist council. Thats become a major problem, said Gronski.
Sheriff Arpaio confirmed that on trial days, inmates in Maricopa County jails are awoken between 3 and 4 in the morning for trials that begin at 10:30 AM. They are given a breakfast when they wake up, then nothing until 6 in the evening when dinner is served at the jail.
Gronski argues that skipping lunch and waking early on trial days is interfering with the judicial process.
My clients are not getting fair trials, he said. What they are doing is giving the state a tactical advantage during trial.
After one client complained of hunger during a trial, Gronski drafted a motion asking the judge to force the Sheriff to provide lunch.
Look at the other picture--it's all her
^^^^^ Winner of the grossest thing to eat EVER!
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