As a male, I have learned that I have shamelessly abused my wife (for almost 28 years). And, that I should be afraid to take a shower, go to sleep, or turn my back on her. She is perfectly justified in killing me. I was a bit panicked last night when I put away clean dishes and was one knife short... found it in the dishwasher... (She is sitting next to me almost falling out of her chair laughing at me.)
Seriously, if a young man weren't dead at JA's hand, this would be fodder for the late night comics. As it is, one has to laugh on occasion to keep from crying, and pray that justice will be done.
:floorlaugh: Yep, you're lucky to still be alive! Better start using plastic silverware just to be safe. I know exactly how you feel. I've never been so emotionally invested in a trial before. But if we didn't have a little gallows humor every once in a while we would never stop crying.