oh, dammit. must be a really slow news day... the war rages on, how many people got killed today? 30? 300? who knows. america's going to hell, gap between rich & poor widening every day, let's play the fiddle while rome burns. so somehow i've ended up on the 'twitney' thread (lol!), wondering what's the latest with her & her panties (narla? you here? lol)... crap, it feels like i've lost a few millions brain cells already.
anyway... i have little interest in this person other than the fact that she symbolizes how utterly dumbed-down our culture has gotten- so maybe there's some kitsch value there...? maybe if you're a 12 year-old girl dreaming of becoming a




star, or a pervert dreaming of 12-year old girls.... well, maybe she'd be your cup of tea. as for the music-- yuck, pretty fake & cheesy, from what i've heard. then again this is teenybopper music we're taking about here... and we
are all adults here, aren't we......??
anyway.... i just heard that miss thing shaved off her lovely golden locks and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. and to that,, i just have one thing to say
-----AWESOME----- YOU GO!!!
and so now everyone's all freaked out saying she's insane and needs to be locked up?? please, that's probably the
sanest thing she's
ever done!!
this girl whored herself out to the hiddest bidder at a young age... and spread her underage T & A all over the world, flaunting her mostly-naked body in pornographic videos, performances, magazines.. feeding the fantasies of pedophiles everywhere.. and she now wonders why everyone's obsessed with her & wants everyone to leave her alone? please. sorry, she created that monster... you reap what you sow honey. too bad your momma never taught you that.
still, you can only be a fake perfect celebrity for so long.... and i think this is her way of saying a big "F- YOU" to the world, to fame, to the paparazzi, to everyone who expects her to be this perfect thing, because i think in her heart she just really wants to be poor white trash, living in a trailer knocked up with 5 kids.. so for chrissakes, people. just let her be that! she can't sing anyway, and i wouldn't call what she does dancing- from what i've seen she just kind of writhes & flops her head around. the rest is just smoke, mirrors, and lots of airbrushing. like most child stars, she probably
has no idea who she is... and having the world treat you like you are god incarnate is enough to drive anyone insane. and yet everyone is like "quick-- put that girl away... so she can get 'fixed'-- learn to behave, and act like her normal (i.e., slutty) self again", yeah- and go back to being a





to the pop-music machine, cranking out no-brainer hits for the music industry CEO's to make millions from... so i say, shave it all off girl... go ballistic.. smash some more cars up, beat up some more paparazzi stalkers, gnash your teeth, scream and curse. c'mon,, let us know you're human!! the only thing that would have been even cooler.. was if she'd put a manson 'x' on her forehead-- that would have
really freaked everyone out! can you imagine?? that would have been
awesome.
as for her kids... well, too bad she procreated in the first place... but,, too late now. if she really hates the publicity, she can always RETIRE, go live with her millions.. and spare us her squeaky, herky-jerky, over-processed, little-girl robot voice. hey-- if you don't want to do anything constructive with your fame, then at least go live in your mansion, let yourself go, and eventually the paparazzi really
will leave you alone. problem solved.
and maybe in her spare time she could actually
go to college & get an education.. (hhmmm,, now
there's a radical concept).. not only improving her own life (and brain)-- but also she'd be setting a good example, for once.
as for the alleged pill problem.. jeezus, didn't she ever read judy garland's biography? human beings are just not cut out for the american "star machine". like i always say... fame kills.