VA - Centerville - Naked Burglar Strikes Again, 1 April 2026

[MissPie]

“The same neighborhood in Centreville, Virginia, has been terrorized for the past month by a naked man who’s entered several homes, and police said they believe the same man tried to enter another home Wednesday morning.” Video attached.

Naked burglar strikes again in Fairfax County. This time, he was caught on camera - WTOP News

Fairfax County police said a naked man tried to break into a home in Centreville’s London Towne neighborhood and he’s connect to another string of burglaries.

wtop.com

 

[Gemmie]

I'll never be able to sleep again.

 

[MissPie]

I'll never be able to sleep again.

Did you see him fiddle with the sliding glass door? He didn’t get in; I wonder if it was because the person was smart and had stick inserted to block the bottom from sliding.

 

[tlcya]

like what on earth. Is he naked because he is worried about leaving evidence in the form of fibers from clothing? Or is his plan more nefarious? This gentleman would learn a lesson in FAFO if he was caught on my property.

 

[MissPie]

like what on earth. Is he naked because he is worried about leaving evidence in the form of fibers from clothing? Or is his plan more nefarious? This gentleman would learn a lesson in FAFO if he was caught on my property.

My guess is he gets off on this. Too bad the video didn’t reveal his junk. Maybe its small size is the key identifier. In all seriousness, it’s fortunate he has not assaulted anyone - yet. You wonder if he will escalate given time. I hope they catch him quickly.

 

[Gemmie]

like what on earth. Is he naked because he is worried about leaving evidence in the form of fibers from clothing? Or is his plan more nefarious? This gentleman would learn a lesson in FAFO if he was caught on my property.

I think he's just weird cuz he was at least wearing shoes and that scarf thing. Like... who walks around naked? LE "sees" you and you have a lot of answering to do.

 

[Jayevee]

My guess is he gets off on this. Too bad the video didn’t reveal his junk. Maybe its small size is the key identifier. In all seriousness, it’s fortunate he has not assaulted anyone - yet. You wonder if he will escalate given time. I hope they catch him quickly.

That was actually a key identifier surviving victims gave in the Golden State Killer cases when he was caught taking pics was part of the evidence they used lol

 

[LadyL]

what a weirdo

 

[su5ie]

Any update on the burglar, is he still one step ahead and one outfit behind

 

[Witch Doctor]

Maybe he just wants to be sure nobody claims he had a gun

 

[Lebowski]

like what on earth. Is he naked because he is worried about leaving evidence in the form of fibers from clothing? Or is his plan more nefarious? This gentleman would learn a lesson in FAFO if he was caught on my property.

"this way I won't leave fiber evidence!"

*leaves DNA all over the place*