Ths is indeed an odd case which is in ways the exact opposite of "standard"procedures.It is VERY rare for a person to convert to our faith and go straight out on a mission,actually I thought the church had some sort of policy here.The vast majority of missionaries are life long members,who have thru the yrs been groomed by their family for the mission work.It is expected by the church that missionary families save money over the yrs(if possible)to aid the youngster on his future mission.You are hearing the correct phone call story.These young people are not out here to sit on the phone chatting,rather they are to be performing a very valuable task for our faith.Their time is precious,not only do they have hours of mission work to do each week,and hours of coomunity work as well,they also are responsible for their own up keep.The church pays noone to do their laundry,cook their meals,shop,clean their home,etc etc,the youngsters do these things for themselves in amongst the various other duties of their position.I find the illness story a bit biased,in that as a member for over 20 yrs I can not begin to count the number of times our local congegation has took up money and held fund drives for others in our congregation who are ill.We of the morman faith view all mankind as our brother or sister and no member who was true to the teachings of our Father and his Prophets would ever think to shun a brother or sister who needed us.
For the poster who doesn't want to be a morman because they like caffine and smoke......So do a large number of our members.Yes the faith does have what is called "The Words of Wisdom"which do tell us that such things as caffine,tobacco,alcohol are bad for our body and SHOULD be avoided by us.Notice I said should and not MUST BE.The decision to follow or neglect this teaching is the sole discretion of the individual member and the church will in no way attempt to change your decisions against your will.No we won't go to hell if we smoke a cigarette or eat a chocolate bar....and NO the church will not deny you membership or end your membership if you choose to use these products....That is a foolish MYTH started by non members to discredit a faith which they have no F"N clue about.